Beth Miller

I deny ownership of my tweets.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

@bluemint5011 The same reason I don’t use ATMs and make someone else pump my gas. /sarcasm

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

@HapCloutier Did you say hi to Uncle Bob?

(Bob Dylan lives just off of that park.)

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

@GovTimWalz Those carrot decorations look like cat toys!

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

The first line. We stood in for two hours before they let us cut ahead—annoying passengers from the Norwegian Sun who were waiting in line before us! @CruiseNorwegian

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

See? Another line! @CruiseNorwegian

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

Hey, do you like standing in lines? Take @CruiseNorwegian ! This is the shorter line (and we’re close!). Ship departs in 38 minutes and we headed back early.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

Oh, good! Now, 47 minutes before our ship leaves, we are standing in line again. With my 70-year-old cancer-survivor mother. This is AWESOME! /sarcasm

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

@CruiseNorwegian We just waited two hours in Ketchikan, and might still miss our boat. There are a LOT of angry people.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

DIY Workshop going strong! #thebig06 @TylerKrieger10

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@kirstenbarta Funny coincidence: a friend and I were literally just texting about our orange cats—who like to wake us up.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

Dear boss,
Can I work from home this week? You don’t need a head cashier in the store, so you?
Beth

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I’m not gonna sugar coat this… it’s gonna be a rough weather week: 2 snowfalls (1 poss significant) & some very brutal cold…

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

@jennkbauer We will miss you! Thank you!

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

@actuallyerin But both of her daughters like pickles, so I have to share with my nieces. As my BIL also doesn’t like pickles, the girls don’t get them that often.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

@actuallyerin My sister hates pickles so that’s always been awesome.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

Last night I got to cashier for my entire shift at my part-time job.

I loved every minute of it. I like helping people, and I could spend the whole time focusing on that.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

Happy Best Day of the Year!

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

It actually amuses me when male customers assume I can’t help them with tools because I’m a female. Well, okay, feel free to wait for the male to come. I’ll go back to my job. Just trying to help you get answers faster.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

It’s humid. It was even moreso outside.

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

If anyone is looking for a new cat…or thinking about getting a new cat, this little girl needs a home!

[Beth Miller @thisisbeth]

Coworker and manager just came in and rented a truck. I asked what they were up. Guy said: We’re starting a new company: two old guys and a truck.
(They we’re helping one move a piece of furniture.)