Bryan Muñoz

I had subway for lunch, now I’m very oily.

[Bryan Muñoz @thisisbryanm]

Whoops, spilled my Skittles.

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@JVCN0K Confirmed that I am not having a good time.

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@Gerbs76PK @incarceratedbob @brynlobby You really hate to see it….he’ll have to rehab in our league

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@JerryGuatemala This feels personal

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@SpottedLaurier “Hey can you not sing loudly when I have class or when I’m sleeping?”

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@BrodyTelf @Jneawzy Ive been saying it for years. Guy’s a piece of shit. Shouldn’t be in the league.

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@JimmyBotswana I just thought about that the other day

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@SpottedLaurier https://t.co/7PGcJcyV0d

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@CaucasianJames Be careful. My roommate tried this (although he was stone cold sober) and ended up peeing his bed. This lead to him peeing his bed at least once a month for a year.

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My tax refund this year is $32.30...anyone know how to set up an Only Fans?

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Now that you can’t touch things and put them back in the grocery store, trying to pick the perfect apples has become even more stressful.

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@JimmyBotswana And I’d bet my life that mine would look better and cooler.

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We’ve been social distancing for 2 weeks and I’ve lost weight. Was snacking on peanut M&Ms and ice cream sandwiches while getting no exercise the key this whole time?

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@JimmyBotswana @PizzaPizzaLtd square up

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I get there are bigger problems in the world like pandemics and global warming, but we gotta do something about how bad Pizza Pizza is.

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@JimmyBotswana @CheetoSantino Well this’ll be an easy one

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@SpottedLaurier The casino

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My baby turns 3 today ❤️❤️

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Whoops, spilled my Skittles.

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@SpottedLaurier Aren’t all your classes technically a book club?

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2020 is all about putting in work and getting stuff done!

Today I woke up, did laundry, survived a nuclear disaster, and cleaned the bathroom all before 12:00!

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@SpottedLaurier I may have gotten my roommate arrested twice. Afterwards she threatened to cut off my nose.