Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve

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[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@ahj I’ve just read a load of presenters are leaving Radio 1 😢

This is me, officially shooting my last shot

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

This happened before in the 1940s but the guys was German and had a shit moustache.

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@SkyNews The banks going rogue? They haven’t done that since 2020!

@ShellEnergyHome what you saying? Fancy adding your 2p/2b?

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@ahj if you’re on the lookout for a northerner…. (Starts at 2m 30’)

https://t.co/kKj9PdkneR

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

Aliens this year. I’m calling it.

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@BBCMaryam I would do this 😂 I think it’s great that it got broadcast and those who do broadcast for the BBC have a soul

Be proud. You’re going down in internet history 🤙🏼

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@PaulKirkby3 @Threedogsbob It’s got fuck all to do with race.

He’s a bellend and he did the entire country over through lockdown while he partied with his cronies, while his mate fingered his secretary.

Fuck that guy

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@soulboy731 Yeah, but Boris is a useless tosser. What has skin tone got to do with it?

Fight another battle because this one is pretty shit

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

I should probably add, I’m a radio presenter (so this is clean)

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@JohnKennedy oi oi

This is a song about loss, but not a sad song…..

https://t.co/uxu31jZmxk

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@MetCC Hi I’d like to report a crime please

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@finjisan This is disgusting. @metpoliceuk should be ashamed. Their officer shot that dog in the back of the head as it ran away. What a fucking hero.

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@metpoliceuk I’ve just seen that video of your officer killing two dogs.

YOUR officer committed a fucking barbaric act. He SHOT A DOG IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WHILE IT WAS RUNNING AWAY.

Sort your shit out you bunch of cunts. You should all be ashamed.

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@MattHancock you total cunt. Explain your fucking self you dirty little weasel.

I hope someone reads your texts and cuts your fucking head off.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

People dying alone in hospital, unable to say their last goodbyes.

Children’s education decimated.

Increases in suicide and domestic violence.

A destroyed economy.

Whilst this cockroach gloats about deploying a “new variant.”

@MattHancock should be tried for treason.

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

Me: This sudden onset of artificial intelligence is terrifying and could spell the end of human existence as we know it, if it falls into the wrong hands.

Also me: ‘Alexa, how old is Gary Barlow?’

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@ofgem in all seriousness, what the FUCK is Ofgem doing about this. The entire population is struggling. Meanwhile

Shell £32.2 bn
BP £23 bn
Centrica £3.3 bn

You’re supposed to be a regulator. Regulate, you fucking cunts

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@MattHancock can you pick us 200 cigs up on ya way back?

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

#QUEEN

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@thedeanlife Thank you for tweeting this. It’s a sign! I needed to see this tweet today!

I immediately ran upstairs and started recording 😂 #3rdTimeLucky

[Always-got-something-up-his-sleeve Steve @thisisdeadman]

@Chris_Stark @BBCR1 I’m absolutely devastated. Thank you guys for making us ugly laugh, soundtracking Xmas days and creating some amazing, creative radio over the last 24 years. Take a bow, lads. 👏

#ILoveTheHairyPrawn