DeLa

🇯🇲 🇾🇪 - I’m just here for the laughs

[. @Rico34031823]

So many melts like this, I get the fury and rage but how is financial fiarplay being broken meaning that de bruyne’s football ability is illegitimate lmaoooo

[real tired. @angeIsvice]

twenty bloodckart points behind i’m fcking cryingggggggggggg

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

All these jokes are funny but just know that Richard Masters will be getting calls from people a lot more powerful than club owners on what to do next lol. Don’t want to hear any crying once the punishment is actually announced.

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

@FEELZ_____ 😭😭😭 I saw the next tweet promoting the substack and lost it 😂😂

[Lee Gunner @leegx82]

But but but Peps legacy is ruined.

Ok who was his assistant again? 💀

[owen @owenmcc0lgan]

Does anyone know if we were found guilty on the grass length charge?

Not sure I can look at the club in the same way if we were.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Can anyone without googling actually name even 3 of City’s charges?

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

Lmaaooooooo

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Manchester City’s Erling Haaland move to @FCBarcelona in 2027 is ON according to sources in Barcelona.

Julián Alvarez to @ManCity is OFF after today events.

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

Yall sound like bums talking about taking titles away and giving it to you. 😂

[uThato @u_Thato]

I know this is my club fr cause I’m genuinely not bothered. 😂

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

Reading is fundamental

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| If all 8 titles since 2011/12 were 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 from Manchester City and given to the runners up, Man United and Liverpool would gain 3 each, while Arsenal would gain 2. ❌🏆

Manchester City now have a 15% chance of 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, up 12% today.

[J7 @lfcJ7_]

why are arsenal fans getting gassed, you lot were finishing b2b 8th during the time these charges appeared/ended 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

😂😂😂😂😂

[EBL @EBL2017]

The legal outcome is a massive stain on Pep’s legacy, even if he was only at City for two of the seasons where the breaches took place.

The foundations and the bedrock of the success were ILLEGAL.

I am his biggest fan and still regard him as the GOAT, but this undeniably true…

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

😂😂😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

A flying start to the season.

@rayan_cherki ✨

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

Thankfully the NBA season is right around the corner

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

LMAAAOOOOOO

[EBL @EBL2017]

All this does is massively enhance the legendary status of Jürgen Klopp and the soon-to-be legendary status of Mikel Arteta.

David vs Goliath stories.

Etched in history.

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

@WeavusChrist Gawd damn they charging Steph Curry prices???

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

@WeavusChrist Crazy, Steph reminding me to get that shit fixed

[Keith Acouplabeers @acouplabeers]

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

[DeLa @ThisIsDela_]

Same nigga

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Steph Curry says he suffered from a rare eye condition during the Warriors dynasty run:

“It was 2018… Bob Myers texted me after the game because apparently the telecast kept showing me when I was on the bench, and he was like, ‘You’re just squinting, looking like you couldn’t see anything… You should probably go… get that checked out’… They told me that I had a rare condition called Keratoconus… What I found out about it was it’s a progressive condition that can deteriorate your vision over time and it’s irreversible if it goes in the wrong direction… I joke that when I’m all done, my memoir should be called ‘The Whole Time I Couldn’t See.’”

(via @people)