randy butternubs

so hot. so little. so bitch

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

tabasco

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I am so happy but so tired

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At this point I think tweeting just takes energy I do not have

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Hilarious that I’ve been at my job for 10 years and one week into working with the new manager and I’m about to quit

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

@alaskastardust EXACTLY!!!! I find comfort in the fact that people can rely on him, no matter who they are!!! I also would never want anyone policing who I personally could or couldn’t be friends with, I just really don’t understand why people are staying in these obviously unhappy relationships

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

Seeing everyone be weird as hell on here about your partner having friends of the opposite sex always baffles me. I’d honestly be so weirded out if my friends and other women didn’t see my man as a safe space. You guys should date people you trust tbh lol

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

Happy first lake day of the year to all who celebrate

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

that offspring song where they're like "my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch"

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

Daily reminder to tighten your piercings

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Got a new job went on a sweet lil sushi date gonna go take a shot and gonna get kissed more life is honestly great

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

Start training for my new job tomorrow 🥹 I’m gonna be working the desk at one of my favorite tattoo shops!!! I’m so excited!!!

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

If somebody doesn’t feel comfortable with me that’s one thing but if the first words you say to me are an insult and you’re in your 70s and don’t know how to describe your haircut I think you’re a fucking moron

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

Lmao old asshole comes into the salon, makes a couple of backhanded comments about my hair, starts asking me condescendingly how long I’ve been doing hair (10 years my guy) and then stops me like 5 minutes into the cut to say he’s nervous and wants to go somewhere else. Go for it

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

So anyway if anybody feels like treating me for Mothers Day because I have to be here and not even making any money instead of with my kids, feel free 🖤

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

Lmao old asshole comes into the salon, makes a couple of backhanded comments about my hair, starts asking me condescendingly how long I’ve been doing hair (10 years my guy) and then stops me like 5 minutes into the cut to say he’s nervous and wants to go somewhere else. Go for it

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

i don’t have a good grip on life because all the grip went to my pussy

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

One of my closest friends texted me yesterday about a job opportunity that I’m really excited about and I’m meeting the bosses tomorrow. ITS MY YEAR!!!!! ITS THE YEAR OF BECCA!!!!

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I am so burnt out on doing hair but I genuinely don’t know what other skills I have where someone even hire me lmao

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

@T00tbeer Thank you Caleb!!

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Only one month until I’m back here!!! 🌊

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I’ve loved and cared for my sweet baby luci puppy girl for seven years now and she has the AUDACITY to choose hanging out with a MAN over ME when given the option. Despicable

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

I’ve lived like two streets over from my best friend for the past five years and I have to move this year and not being able to drunkenly walk home from her house at 2am is what’s devastating me most about it

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

My best friend/soulmate just moved a 7-10 min walk from me and we have NOT been responsible about it

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

@WheredJasonGo No wait you don’t understand like in a really gentle way

[randy butternubs @thisisecstasy]

*grabs you*