Elmattic

I probably have shoes older than you.

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IRON GALACTUS :: ON ‘THE COLD VEIN’

For Can Ox’s 25th (?!), I used Gaussian splatting on its cryptophasic language, reincarnation cycles of b-boy alphas and omega reds, how it created a Mithraic cult, Ubik, pigeons, Music for Airports on 9/11, and so on.

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Rap Dream Journal, Entry #43

[John Morrison @John_Liberator]

I had a dream that I was cutting up a remix of Menelik's "Space Cadillac" that had Jean Grae on it.

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Rap Dream Journal, Entry #42

[Cold Gettin' Crumbs @coldgettincrums]

. @thisiselmattic I swear I'm not making this up. I had a dream the other day where I met Yukmouth and Numbskull at a local park philosophizing with strangers about the nature of art. It was like something I imagine Andre 3K does nowadays but with the Luniz.

[Elmattic @thisiselmattic]

@qnorapname_ @GioTrapattoniOG #pleasethough

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That one plus https://t.co/ee0YmCM6ro

[John I Am Not a Kruk @ZillaRocca]

https://t.co/Ji7xl2yeDT

[Elmattic @thisiselmattic]

@reverendmoney Yes hoe, but that's not what Duchamp is doing? No piss involved. Andres Serrano is the lane here, turning piss into art through disrespect/blasphemy. Or! You could shit on bitches and make them art like Chris Ofili, except that was elephant shit.

[Elmattic @thisiselmattic]

This shit works for that Professor YouTube guy, he has like 180,000 subscribers, but man I just annoyed my own self.

[Elmattic @thisiselmattic]

While an amusing use of rap punchline writing, unfortunately the whole point of Duchamp’s readymade was to recontextualize the urinal from its original function by turning it over, signing it and placing it in an exhibition as ‘art.’ I.e. you no longer piss in it, ho or not.

[CONTRACTUALLY BLONDE EP OUT NOW @reverendmoney]

piss on bitches... call that hoe a duchamp!

[Elmattic @thisiselmattic]

However, although perhaps less amusing, one could say ‘piss on bitches…call that hoe an Andres Serrano,’ in reference to his famous and controversial 1987 work, “Piss Christ.”

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@xtebordo I hope it’s not the page where Fuckhead finds out they’re all actually under a giant dome in an alien zoo, that part’s kind of important.

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

My sick action hero line before I kill a bad guy:

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@caltrops_press Yeah, use ChatGPT to punch it up!

[pud lasso @constantremind]

couldn't decide what book to read so just started going to town on everything @thisiselmattic has written

[Elmattic @thisiselmattic]

@constantremind Yeah man, just wait a liiiiiiitle* longer...

*probably not really a little

[Elmattic @thisiselmattic]

@constantremind I mean a lot longer but still

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@constantremind But if you’d waited a little longer, all of it would be in a book…

[𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖘 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘 @caltrops_press]

Beanie Sigel beefing with Mach-Hommy. you heard it here first.

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@GingerSlim Well, that's a valid question.

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@coldgettincrums I guess that is kind of the Book of Genesis for the whole thing

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Beach read