Emma Wilson

For legal reasons, everything on this page is a joke.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

@MattyeWrenn Moon just moved into Pisces about an hour ago. Watery vibes. Very on point.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

The man I’m seeing just gave me the best Xmas gift. His birth time 😈

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

One of the best gifts you could give a young child is completely free and it’s a library card.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

I’ve got two rage quit emails just hanging out in my drafts. Today is testing me on if I should hit send.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

Which crisis is this referring to? COVID? Climate change? Systematic oppression?

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Anyone: wishing you love light and—
Aquarius: save it

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

@carolnotkennedy Okay but that picture of you is gorgeous!!!

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

Don’t buy the shitty cereals. Or Poptarts. Or Pringles. Or Cheezits. It’s all garbage food anyway. This should be the easiest picket line to not cross.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Kellogg’s ruthless attempt to put down the strike seems to be going … not great

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

Cops do nothing to prevent crime and do hardly anything once a crime is committed.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

I will never forget when I told the @HooverPD the exact location of my stolen property and they didn’t go with me. I went, and found a truck that was stolen the same night. I did the work for them and they still didn’t follow up for a WEEK and all our property was gone by then.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

@carolnotkennedy Oh definitely

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

@itsmedoublez I read it last year and was like, I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not this.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

huh??? oh sorry thought a bitch without a library card was saying something

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

Yeah we’re toooootally not a theocracy. Nope. Not here.

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

Truly one of the most disturbing things I’ve witnessed in a long time. A Congressman, in a bid to overturn Roe V Wade and deny American women reproductive rights. Publicly referred to them as “Earthen vessels, sanctified by Almighty God.” Give me strength.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

Blew my mind when I learned about this shit. You can fit THREE continental USA’s inside Africa and have wiggle room.

[Richard Kiplagat @rkiplagat]

Africa’s perception war

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

My best friend in the world just said “I love seeing your name come up on my phone” and I’m full on CRYING.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

21:34 like clockwork, y’all. I never make these up and the universe continues to give me these.

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

Work paying for biweekly therapy sounds super great until you realize they do it bc they know this job will send you to therapy.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aquarius: I should have been an actor
Also Aquarius: I’m always acting anyway lol

[Emma Wilson @thisisemmaw]

@poetastrologers All Virgo women