Stephanie Conlon

[Stephanie Conlon @thisishandie]

Jlo is the nicest celebrity I think. Ever. SHE’S JUST SO NICE all the time!

[Stephanie Conlon @thisishandie]

I just got berated at a job interview by a woman wearing a sweater dress when she shook my hand and said “what made you think wearing pants today was ok?” #somepeople

[Stephanie Conlon @thisishandie]

#her name is Catherine Beta Jones

[Stephanie Conlon @thisishandie]

I feel great about prioritizing what matters lately.

[Stephanie Conlon @thisishandie]

What’s the approx time lapse of stubbing your toe and in your soul knowing they are broken to realizing you’re just dramatic

[Stephanie Conlon @thisishandie]

@bm_pastrychef I just want you to know that this was blocked as “may contain graphic content” which makes the actual photo reveal absolutely perfect

[Stephanie Conlon @thisishandie]

Yea the superhero pose helps but if you really wanna feel like a badass when applying to jobs, listen to the theme song from Indiana Jones while writing cover letters. #thisismyfirsttweet