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My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting and my fast metabolism.

[i_z_a @thisisiza]

If we had a drinking game for @Netflix @nextinfashion where you take a shot every time someone says “ELEVATED”, we’ll all be drunk in the final episode.

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“I want to read more books via #NBS1millionthanks by @nbsalert.” Here's how: https://t.co/uTqFNrs9yy

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If this relationship was pregnant, it can now give birth. #9Months #AndNoImNOTPreggersEither

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

SEVEN OTHER HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE PEOPLE

Nagging
Scapegoating
Narcissism
Weaponry
Inherited wealth
Total lack of scruples
Cocaine

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If Ochoa guarded the gates of heaven no one would ever get in. #BrazilvsMexico

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Italy was just defeated by a country with no army. Yep, that sounds about right. #WorldCup #ITAvsCRC

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun.

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I love that he automatically calls me when I tell him I want to talk, no questions asked. #Jadore

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@mimcycat @yummyabhie @snowqueen1205 Onga. Chop that girl's hair off and it's Mimcy talaga :)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There are a lot of you Jesus regrets dying for.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

France gives medals to citizens who have successfully raised several children with dignity.

[i_z_a @thisisiza]

@MRiyaFQ Ooh lala! Avec plaisir! :D

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1 weekend in #ElNido is NOT enough. I already miss waking up to the gorgeous views & the sound of the beach. Among other things. Aww.

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#ElNido wishes slowly coming true. Two days to go!!! #OoKinikiligAko

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2 of my friends gave birth and 1 had her daughter baptized - all in the SAME WEEK. Reminder to self: set alarm for birth control :)

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Currently in one of the shittiest airports in the world, waiting to board a plane for the best airline in the world.

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@BoscoAdventure #Unfriend #that #shit

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Found out this afternoon that I need to be in the SG office THIS Thursday. Stress & panic aside, it's perfect timing to get outta Manila.

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WEH??? "@ANCALERTS: Report: Filipinos drink more liquor than Americans http://t.co/0W8FTcw8pU"

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@snowqueen1205 @chie_wolf Well this sounds like an invitation! And I'm off my antibiotics na, bitches ;)