Jax

trying to figure me out is gonna stress you so don’t do it

[JOSH LEVI @JoshLeviWorld]

i sat down with the president of disney channel and said, ‘i want to make history.’ and that’s what this is

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You’ll be okay if you stay in tonight.”

We finally have a line to use for future kids 😭😂

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

I miss when dj khaled used to assemble the avengers for a 4-5 min song.

[Money Makin @MylesMakinMoney]

Love how he picced his chin up and put his chest out

[Benoit Hernandez @Ben4Peacee]

There’s nothing more special than getting off the bus in the morning going to cafeteria to eat a pancake sausage and watching a fight in the bathroom before class starts. A true American tradition

[࿐˚.⋆༺ @CHlLLBABY]

Jhené Aiko and a freestyle go together real bad

[luz 🕊 @swiftndaya]

something about the night changing 🤧

[Hal Bryan @HalBryan8]

Trump has eliminated the LGBQT suicide hotline, so Canada has made theirs availabale to Americans. 1-877-565-8860
Thank you, Canada 🇨🇦

[Adam Blade @Red_Mage23]

I like how English has various terms for animal shit that all mean different things:

Bullshit = false statement
Horseshit = egregiously false
Apeshit = crazy (angry)
Batshit = crazy (mental)
Dogshit = really bad
Chickenshit = cowardly

Did I miss any?

[The real is back🤷🏾‍♀️. @ItsMimaMonopoly]

Only person Zeus ever let beat Mariah real bad the way she deserve is Asian doll. 😭😭😭😭😭 She had dat bitch eyeball tomato red & four veins poppin out her head.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

real housewives and sex and the city single handedly taught me that life does not end after your twenties, not even your thirties. you can genuinely reinvent yourself at any age, in any era, and have a great time doing it.

[Navajo Indian🇿🇦🇬🇭 @30HRSZANE]

The Pillow Talk episode of RHOA is genuinely one of the best reality tv episodes ever…😭like cinematic excellence, no wonder these women were being paid so much

[𝓐𝓷𝔂𝓲𝓪𝓶 𝓞𝓫𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓪 @s_aconite]

I want y’all to care about 400 years of slavery like y’all care about 9/11.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is why you can't impress me with Sydney Sweeney respectfully. I know what a real bad white b*tch looks like

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Good morning @JheneAiko.

[Jax @thisisjax27]

@daveybad I don’t have anything appropriate to say

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Green light seasons 3 and 4 with 15 episodes each RIGHT now

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Zendaya arrives to the #Emmys.

[owen thiele @sorryitsowen]

i called the paparazzi on myself