JR 🦄

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@oliviazao Her names Charlotte Awberry, she’s a singer from Essex

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@GemmaVango None !

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@iamtomskinner You could drink all that in about an hour 😂😂

[Chris Jones † @Chris_jones996]

At what point in your life do you come to the conclusion where you think that going on naked attraction is the logical thing to do, absolute fuckin fruit cakes

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

family: you good?? we’re worried about u

me: *pouring vodka in my cereal* why do u ask?

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

i think it’s pretty cool that we can all agree on the most fucked up thing of the past decade.

it wasn’t ebola

it wasn’t trump

it wasn’t even blake shelton getting sexiest man of the year

it was that damn U2 album that apple decided to just download to everyone’s iphone

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

We are 12 hours and 37 minutes into the new year and my life is still a fucking shambles 😂

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@JessIrvine3 Put it in a small amount of hot water, goes down much easier and makes the bottle last longer

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@RachelRADIATION Haha well whatever the reason it’s motivation 🤣🤣

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@ThreeUKSupport Yes, I’ve tried calling, and can’t get through because lines are busy and have tried webchat. It’s harsh but it’s true because this has been ongoing for an unacceptable about of time now..

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@ThreeUK happy to accept a response by carrier pigeon, smoke signal or handwritten letter as best not to reply on the service you’re meant to provide and are paid for.

(thank you for to @VodafoneUK for actually providing WiFi and the service I pay for 🙌🏻)

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@ThreeUK fancy sorting out data to work any time soon? Had no data for 6 out of the past 10 days. Having to actually use my phone to make phone calls rather than being able to avoid actual conversations like a proper millennial.

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@ThreeUKSupport Any suggestions other than what a 10yo might suggest? Yes, I’ve obviously tried that. The issues are still ongoing, and I have still had no official email/message from 3 about their ongoing inability to provide a service.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Designer: How big should the gap between the car’s front seat and center console be?

Boss: Big enough for your phone to fall through.

Designer: And also big enough for your hand to retrieve it?

Boss: haha oh goodness no

[JR 🦄 @thisisjesslaike]

@ThreeUK fancy sorting out data to work any time soon? Had no data for 6 out of the past 10 days. Having to actually use my phone to make phone calls rather than being able to avoid actual conversations like a proper millennial.

[Rach🍉 @rachaeleighxo]

Mood every day

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As Prince Andrew steps back from public duties, UK wonders how it will cope without him occasionally turning up to open a post office.