Addie Jewell

an expat American living in the UK - what can go wrong?

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Adulthood is spending 20 minutes on the phone being read out all the optional extras and their benefits, just to spend over £800 on legally necessary car insurance that covers practically nothing 🙃

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went to the club with a baggie of puppy chow chex mix and boy was the bouncer confused and delighted

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@JamesmeyerK Agreed. It’s up there right next to the printing press and sliced bread

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I fear I’ve reached peak girlhood; cozied up in my headed blanket with a candle lit, surrounded by plants, listening to TTPD and reading ACOTAR ✨

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no one can call me a tomboy ever again

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honestly a shame I’ve been to Amsterdam countless times but never left the airport

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thought I saw Harry Styles’ doppelgänger this morning on a stroll outside knutsford but turns out he’s from around there… soooo what are the chances that wasn’t a doppelgänger 😳

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@themaine I’ve got mine!! So excited you’re back in Manc again 🎉

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Got invited to go “out out” (aka bar hopping) Friday and my first thought was that it would mean I couldn’t be in bed by 10 so I can’t… think I prefer to read and go to bed early on a Friday now I’m just a granny 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I’ve recently discovered I like marmite and now I can’t stop eating it. Is this the final step of British assimilation before citizenship?

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would it be ironic or appropriate for me to marry my English fiancé on the Fourth of July

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always a joy seeing the favs ❤️🌹@bfarris21 @themaine

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@patmaine thanks for not calling security for us stalking you 😅❤️

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I love working with kids but they sure make me feel old. Today one was talking about her “really really really old” sister…… who is 27 😅

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bonus pic: Leon hating his life

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Hi Twitter, I’m 26 now so here’s a picture to document my fleeting youth. The wrinkles will only get worse from here.

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let’s keep the pattern up with a 28th birthday pic 🎉

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Mood.

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me strutting past old trafford tomorrow on my way to work

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I’ve been told by several people now that I’m the only American they don’t find annoying and I’m not sure how to take that