kristina wilson

born in a barn and raised by wolves. interior designer extraordinaire, occasional blogger, curse-word enthusiast.

[kristina wilson @thisiskristina]

For the love of God, what the hell is an age-appropriate bathing suit and where on Earth do I find one

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@SpencerWilson87 Had mine removed on purpose in all 3 houses; switched to the euro basket and really love it. But also, no kids.

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Laid a big project to rest, just in time for Spooky SZN. This slightly used LSU Coffin is now a traveling tailgate situation: The WYNNE! Bar. IYKYK #interiordesign #allcustomerrythang #geauxtigers #lsufootball https://t.co/yn0oYNwAEv

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@SpencerWilson87 AGREED!!

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@SpencerWilson87 I call it Mouth.

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@SpencerWilson87 Wait till he finds out what’s in the Bible

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@Whiskyplz Hot dog finger love scenes

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@SpencerWilson87 Entirely unmarketed. Also you can use my Costco membership

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@caitiedelaney https://t.co/TLyzv8Zzex 💀💀💀

[Sylvester Turner @SylvesterTurner]

Please find my statement condemning Gov. Abbott and AG Paxton's actions as they attack transgender Texans and their families.

To the families who are enduring the primary politics of a race to the bottom, I will stand with you against transphobic smears because I am your Mayor.

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@SpencerWilson87 @jamescmcneal All the ones with egg whites. Whiskey Sour, Gin Fizz, Piscos

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@jayduplass The guy who threw away his hard drive that had half a billion dollars in bitcoin who’s been trying to excavate the landfill or Phil Collins/The Alamo

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Sorry I’m late; I was on the phone screaming at (company name redacted) about how peel ‘n stick wallpaper is a scam, selling it is a swindle and ethically all vendors belong in county jail

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A Holiday Gift Guide with gift ideas for just me

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My mother always used to say ‘I’m not the maid’ and ‘I’m not the chauffeur’ so by this same logic, I’m not the bouncer in a dog nightclub.

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@SpencerWilson87 You have never looked better!!

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@SpencerWilson87 Existential crisis; the part where you start thinking the slow Metallica songs are kind of romantic signals the end. Good luck and Godspeed 💀

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My fall plans: The delta variant:

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Sent from my IPhone; please excuse brevity and typos as I am eight pages deep in a vintage Laura Ashley tablecloth search on EBay looking for the perfect brambleberry pattern

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@rachsyme Yoshimi Part 1/Flaming Lips OR Life in a Northern Town/Dream Academy

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Sorry I’m late, I was on the phone screaming at Amazon because my birdseed hasn’t arrived yet