☆EmMa★

surprise bitches

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

Happy birthday @dunkindonuts !! 🎂

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

Happy 51st Birthday @Chilis !!!!

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

Roast that mozzarella stick over the campfire bb

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

@UncleSmoove_ Got me looking like a fool measuring my nose in the middle of the office

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

@darealwizkelly Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

“I always end up binge drinking when I go out with you” it happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

this is the adult version of watching the Santa tracker map

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

Mom: Emma why did you squish David’s eggs? Me: He said I wouldn’t do it. Mom: good enough

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

If I ever feel lonely I just drive around in my Jeep so other Jeeps will wave at me

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

@t_brueggeman That happened to me in the middle of the night once! It got to 103 in my apartment and my cat stopped moving

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

A man grabbed my face to kiss me but my first instinct was to head butt them. And that ladies and gentlemen was how my first night out after quarantine went

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

Did anyone else help their friends with chores so you could do something faster???

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

@jessbrewitt88 I thought you taught him better than this Jess

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

I’ve come to the realization that my standards are higher than tinder and I only swipe left

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

@jerrytrainor should drop that spaghetti taco recipe

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

So bored of avoiding work I might actually start working

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

Okay but what tinder are y’all on where you find all these good and attractive men??

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

Are y’all done buying all the toilet paper yet?

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

My sister just turned 21 and has to come home bc her school shut down and this is the text I get

[☆EmMa★ @thisislyfe1]

We all made fun of those people on extreme couponing but now they got all the toilet paper, cleaning supplies and hand sanitizer