Miick

all panic, no disco

[Miick @thisismiick]

Sure sex is great but have you ever made yourself physically ill over a made up scenario that is entirely in your head and will absolutley never happen

[Miick @thisismiick]

about to meet my new therapist, hope she likes my outfit

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

Are you choosing people that are also choosing you?

[Miick @thisismiick]

Adding new fees to my invoices such as $10 every time my boss makes me find her keys and $5 every time she makes me make her a margarita

[Miick @thisismiick]

@ohshiteq Cosmo is on his way to me for his first island vacation

[Miick @thisismiick]

@ohshiteq the documentary come to life

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

Brb processing my emotions.

[Miick @thisismiick]

Do you ever think about how unbelievably cool it is that on any given day you can just wake up and decide to change your life

[Miick @thisismiick]

Do you think NASA will fix the glitch and allow men to love me back in their new parallel universe? Asking for a friend

[Miick @thisismiick]

@ohshiteq my god son 😌

[Miick @thisismiick]

Today after 5 years I graduated university! I will receive approximately 3 “congrats” texts and then continue to sit alone in my college apartment unable to leave and unemployed, with no job prospects in sight and the economy crashing around me. Happy graduation day to me!

[Miick @thisismiick]

Men keep complaining about me ”putting walls up” and like okay I hear you but walls are what hold the roof up and I need a roof in case it rains

[Miick @thisismiick]

@ohshiteq I would.... literally die to

[abby govindan @abbygov]

as someone who’s entire personality was pretending to be productive in coffee shops I am devastated to say the least

[Miick @thisismiick]

I wish I could go back in time to before I had ever watched Tiger King just so I could experience the high of seeing it for the first time again

[TRACI LORDS @tracilordss]

joe exotic 🤝 us
“i am never going to financially recover from this”

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

my quarantine routine is simply trying to be awake as little as possible

[cal? @cal_gif]

Maybe if I catch feelings for the coronavirus then it’ll disappear