piotr verkhovensky

Ratio enthusiast | Computer engineer 🇺🇸 | Texas A&M Alumnus | I build stuff & I shitpost

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

A thread 👇🏿

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

Gah damn I’m a good cook😌

[𝑰𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒖 🏵️ @Yuda_chi_]

Tweets from 3150 BC

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

@LFCLaurie @TheImmortalKop Even if you were right, wtf does that have to do with this World Cup, since they didn’t qualify?

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter while South Africa are getting cooked

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

This account rocks cause we have the same enemies🤣

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

South Africa at the World Cup:

— 2 red cards
— 2 goals conceded
— Introduced the world to a player called Shithole
— Travelled 9,000 miles just to be utter shit

The worst thing they did since producing Elon Musk…

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

South Africa when they get knocked out of World Cup but it means they can go back home early to protect their jobs

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

C’est la dare de Matson dans la masterclass de Succession?

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

Lake Como, Italy

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 12 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Freddy’s final boss

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

In contrôle de fdp pena🤣😭

[u @apocalypse1_8]

Le contrôle de batard qui les attend à l’aéroport

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

Freddy, mon garrr🥺

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Spending the night in Fairhope, Alabama🌅

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

Bro,

Ceci est l’exact itinéraire par lequel je passais quand je revenais de chez mon frère (I-20/I-59 -> I-10). Avant d’emprunter la 290, puis la 6

Ce mec a compris les USA. Incredible

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is our route for the next few days.
Auburn tomorrow, then continuing on towards Houston for Germany’s game.

If you have any recommendations for places to stop along the way, let me know!

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

Wait how did we land on USS Liberty lore?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I didn’t realize this would be posted, but I’m glad it was. Two hours before I gave my speech honoring the brave sailors on the USS Liberty, I met with about a dozen of them in my office and asked how I could best represent them and those who had perished.

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

Eh, venez on se réunit pour demander à la Belgique d’arrêter de faire des bières, pcq ça wtf is Stella Artois? Mdrr

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

Blatantly anti-constitutional btw

[Department of State @StateDept]

Under President Trump, the State Department is defending the integrity of U.S. citizenship by ending illegal birth tourism schemes.

No foreigner is permitted to obtain a visitor visa for the primary purpose of acquiring U.S. citizenship for a child by giving birth in the U.S.

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Dis my favorite show rn 😭😭

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Still one of the most beautiful goals ever scored…

[Aniota @fragance92]

Je suis pour epolo titulaire mais n’abusez pas c’est extrêmement bien tiré

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 11 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

Oubangistan

[Lillah🪼❤️ @lillah11212]

Quel pays pouvez-vous mettre votre vie en jeu en étant 100 % certain qu'il ne passera jamais la phase de groupes de la Coupe du monde ?

[piotr verkhovensky @thisisnatan]

@therealbisneck Ohrrr🤣