Hoekage😶‍🌫️

'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub' fr fr

[Hoekage😶‍🌫️ @thisisnotViraj]

Not religious but I'm growing faith in Euthanasia.

[Hoekage😶‍🌫️ @thisisnotViraj]

Went to Sephora today to buy something for a crush. The employees came up to me and asked me if I was here to pickup for Doordash....
This is why I never leave the house

[Hoekage😶‍🌫️ @thisisnotViraj]

@soundoftheflute No

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@soundoftheflute Yes

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@soundoftheflute Gross

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@soundoftheflute Cap

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The new Taco Bell app is 🔥🔥🔥

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

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@soundoftheflute No

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@soundoftheflute Finally, some good gyaan

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@soundoftheflute What are you waiting for?

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Seeing the youth protest the government today made me feel more homesick than ever before.

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@soundoftheflute Who is calling you pretty?

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@soundoftheflute Haram behavior

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@soundoftheflute When you come over

[Hoekage😶‍🌫️ @thisisnotViraj]

@soundoftheflute Said no girl ever

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My Mt. Rushmore of British Harrys:
- Harry Potter
- Harry Kane
- Harry Styles
- Harry from Sidemen

[Hoekage😶‍🌫️ @thisisnotViraj]

@soundoftheflute No

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@sushanth_kamath Dale

[Hoekage😶‍🌫️ @thisisnotViraj]

On America's 250th Birthday, I got stoned off some Dutch Space Cakes while playing a video game about a British wizard on a Japanese gaming console and watching Canada lose to Morocco and France handle Paraguay on my TV that was made in China.

[Hoekage😶‍🌫️ @thisisnotViraj]

@soundoftheflute