Giffy Shrimple

[Giffy Shrimple @thisisnoterin]

Hi, I'm Erin. I am a tweetaholic. It has been two years since my last tweet.

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MEOWWWWW Thank you @iamcardib for spending 37 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

[Giffy Shrimple @thisisnoterin]

Hitting the slopes is slang for snorting Hot Cheetos

[ian @Ian_McK_]

'you ready for your tinder date tonight?'
me:

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I feel like I just watched a clip from The Office https://t.co/hSNici49fK

[ian @Ian_McK_]

SKINNY LEGEND KIM JONG-UN

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@surprisebidet unoriginal

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@kanyewest Cool

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FINALLY! A place where I can safely share my thoughts without worrying about my privacy

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Please stop calling your second toe your “pointer toe”

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Which soundtrack is better:

[Rmb @RobertMBruce]

@elonmusk

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Who momma warned you about

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I'm having a late night realization that if I (have or do) love you I've probably thrown my jean jacket at you.

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the only unsatisfying thing about this is that i screenshotted poorly

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mmmmmm satisfying

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don't you dare steal my halloween costume

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"Okay can you give me the money so I can buy some chocolate" -somer, aggressively @365daysofsomer

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"Who needs a degree when you school in life" -@365daysofsomer *gets "valedictorian" tattooed in lip*

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"Marry for money; learn to love" -@365daysofsomer