keri

welcome to my private story

[🧸 @mygirlystuff2]

The best part of having a boyfriend is all the steak you start eating for some reason

[shannon (🪩) @soitssgoes]

need to quit my job so i can focus more on the secret lives of mormon wives

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

Can’t make it. It’s Hello Kitty Bobblehead night at Citi Field

[leah ❀ @snoopyshane]

nothing is EVER going to hit the same as watching this scene for the first time

[k.༊·˚ @blkwatcher]

y'all know i'm canada down

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

Polar Express is unwatchable. Truly, the worst Christmas movie of all time

[steph ⚾️ @whutyearisit]

on my best day… i’m [sniff] i’m a child of god… on my — my worst day, i’m a… i’m… [stifling a sob] i’m a… child of god……

[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their masters or in Japan

[kovie ⚢ @aipriverses]

rupaul as an sny announcer
Mets, you’re known as the amazings but you’ve been FLUSHING this season away. i’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination

[TickPick @TickPick]

Hi @grok we're looking to send tickets to an Ariana Grande fan.

Can you select one random person who likes + retweets this post and follows @TickPick on Friday, September 26th?

[kat @darlingods]

SHUT IT DOWNNNN https://t.co/huvXZV0OjP

[claire rowden @clx1re]

Jenny Han said to all the 26 year olds who have been experiencing psychosis the last few months because of my teen show YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE

[‎ً @bellyslivia]

yes i purposely picked a fight with you and had sex with someone else twice because you spent christmas day with my brother even though i know you didn’t sleep with him

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

[keri @thisisnotkeri]

that’s my close personal friend pete alonso to you

[katie!! | big brother ⋆˙⟡ @jstlikeamovie]

belly 💁🏻‍♀️cacao is the bean 🫘 it’s what chocolate 🍫 is made of 🎂 look 🙄 the whole flavor 👅 profile depends on the bitterness 🤢of the dark chocolate 🍫 and the sweet 🍭tartness 🥮of the raspberry 🍓