aloo tikki hater

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

leelavati? sarasvati? radha? sakhiya? maria chikero chikero???

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

pls don’t disturb me i’m playing my favourite sport (telling a guy my name is tara just so i can get a drag from his cigarette)

[Wi @pigglow]

Kissed 2 strangers at the club with tongue now my chest hurts

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

if you sit after getting a drink it’s so wasted imo

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

bitch you know who you are

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

dreamt that i pulled my 8th grade social science teacher by her hair and dragged her through the corridor because she was always mean to me. i hold grudges the way a crow would

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

@brunofadnavis why did she have beef with a second grader😭😭

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

sometimes certain tweets piss me off but then i see they have a blue tick and ykw go ahead and ragebait king, i’d do the same

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

it’s june but it’ll never be the june of summer break from school where you discover romedy now and watch romcoms till 4am and giggle while kicking your feet

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

life as we know is THE ROMEST OF COMS

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

my mom worked in the garment industry so i’ve grown up knowing that the only enemy from P i need to worry about is not pakistan, but polyester

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

instagram thrift stores are such a scam i would never buy anything unless i really really want it because why are they selling a top for 800 when i bought it from sarojini for 150???🫪🫪

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

wtf is that cutout beach background😭😭

[feee @Shaileesgurl]

The way they didn't ruin the OG vibe and recreated it like a fan moment... heart off. 🥹❤️

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

@SwiggyCares you delivered me the wrong order and now your stupid customer service is not responding

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

tripti dimri kya zaroorat hai vanga ki movie mein role karne ka isse acha toh ai fruit video mein strawberrina ka role kar lo

[Netflix India @NetflixIndia]

Triptii Dimri the performer you are 🔥

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

i literally went parso stop lying my god

[Runs & Rants by Riya @whyrantkohli]

Delhi’s famous SAROJINI MARKET IS CLOSED!! 🚨🚨🚨

Ab sasti shopping kahan se hogi. 😭

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

coach hamptons hobo bag pls be available and pls be mine

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

carrie dissociating while her two friends have an intense conversation and then chiming in to contribute nothing is so me

[yasmin ⚧︎ @yyasminhoca]

AND NOW YOU’RE SUDDENLY HAVING NONBINARY SEX

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

jaise hi group par plan banane lagun sabke andar golmaal ke tushar kapoor ki aatma ghus jaati hai

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

@laregista8 toh aur kya mufli khaun kambal mein?

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

STARTING NOW🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

[aloo tikki hater @thisisnotnayan]

can’t wait to start swimming im gonna be so machli jal ki rani hai jeevan uska paani hai this summers🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️