vlad the vampire

id feel better dead. live on conn

[vlad the vampire @thisisnotvlad_]

Mrs. Pharmacist

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

Getting my gun license I know exactly who I’m shooting first !!!

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

@tracey_wicker Problem is I don't think they remotely understanding how bad the system actually is. They see failure to get "better" as people not trying hard enough. At least that's what I've seen

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

Truth is that people get fed up of you being mentally unwell eventually. The sympathy turns to apathy or frustration. They'll act sad when you die, maybe they'll even genuinely BE sad. They'll call it a tragedy & a waste. But when you're alive? A chronic inconvenience

[Lumpy Louise @LumpyLouish]

Operation Paperclip is trending and all I have to say is I hope a lot of people on this app actually look into it and realize just how bad the US is.

[𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑🔪 @deathndhorror]

This Barbie is Art

[vlad the vampire @thisisnotvlad_]

@sashaxmassacre throwback hot girl posters on the bedroom walls

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

[𖤐 𝕾𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖆 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖊 𖤐 @sashaxmassacre]

I’m a hopeless romantic but everybody gives me the ick

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Health insurance companies are middle men between you and your doctor.

Health insurance executives buy yachts and vacation homes with the money of cancer patients.

It’s time for universal single-payer, free-at-the-point-of-service healthcare.

[snav @qorprate]

"the ick" is the negation of fantasy by way of the revelation of being

[Jabroni Mitchell @Castlesoftrash]

@londonsje @Kenneth33071904 @whoopdeedoot Because our country hates us. We are just piggy banks to everyone within the top ranks of economic power and they wouldn't think twice about killing any one of us if it made their bottom line go up.

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

No one’s coming to save you. Yet, some of you defend this. Meanwhile, teachers have to buy their own pencils and they’re the ones raising your kids, while you work 50yrs a week just to scrape by. Such an ass-backwards world.

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

Congress cut back on social programs, then turned around and gave themselves an $8K raise. They despise you and they’re not even trying to hide it.

[cake @plscallmecake]

@idkimemotional one time my ex hysterically cried and said how he wants to marry me & have children & then broke up w me a week later & said he’d “been thinking abt ending things for a while”

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Hey I can’t come into work I ripped all my skin off and gouged my eyes out

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

I’d rather live next door to someone who crossed the oceans with a child to escape death and violence than a citizen who wouldn’t cross the street to help a foreigner.

[Great House @xspotsdamark]

Remember what I said about Europeans holding an 800-year grudge against the Ottoman Empire from the 3rd Crusade? Yet, they somehow find it inconceivable that Africans might still hold a grudge over colonization from 60 years ago.