Pankaj Bishnoi

Blogger | Banker

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

@JioMart_Support kindly resolve the ticket number 779772203525. Check DM for more details.

[Alankrit Shukla @alashshukla]

Heard that #CANARABANK union has initially promised to took up matter of bankers in request transfers who joined late due to COVID.
But now after circular came they are in same position. 🤦

Also recently got news about some contractual recruitments.

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Before Breakup: Heer - Ranjha

After Breakup: Charas - Ganja 🚬

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Agar mai Screenshots leak karne pe aaya to sab ki zindagiyaan barbaad ho jani hai.

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Khawaab Tere Hi Rahein Ge Hamesha,

Mujhe Bharosa Hai Apni Aankhon Pe ♥

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Aaj kafi logon ko apni Saasu Maa ki jhalak mil gayi hogi!

#MothersDay

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Happy Mother's Day unn ladkiyo ko bhi jo apne Boyfriend ko "baby" bulati hain. 👻

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Soch raha hu "Gadha" hi kharid lu
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Teri yadon ka bojh ab mujhse uthaya nahi jata. 😭

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Har Ek Mod Par Ik Nai Maat Khai,

Rahi Dil Ki Dil Mein Zubaan Tak Na Aayi ♥✅

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

*Kaam Pad Sakta Hai*

Dosti or Kuch Rishtay Is Wajah Se B Nibhaye Jaa Rahe Hein.. 😕

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Zamane Bhar Ke Dukh To Seh Liye Thhey

Tumhare Gham Ne Ghayal Kardiya ♥

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

She: I like your moustaches

Me: tumhari bhi kafi achhi hai.

**BLOCKED**

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Bas beta ek baar tumhara antim-sanskaar ho jaye,

fir to aish hi aish hai. 😭

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Tootay Kanch Ki Tarah Chakna Choor Ho Gye

Chubh Na Jayein Kisi Ko Isi Liye Subse Door Ho Gye 💔

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Zindagi mein itna bura ho chuka hai ki ab kuch aur bura ho jaye to bura nahi lagta !

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

She: Tum usually reply kab karte ho?

Me: Jab samne wala offline ho!

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Paise hote hain to Plans nahi hote,

Plans hote hain to paise nahi hote!

Azeeb chutiya zindgi hai bc. 😭

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Dil To Usi Din Tuut Gya Tha Jab,

Uske Screenshot Mai 2 Sims Thi or Mere Pass Sirf 1 Hi Number Tha ♥ XD

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

@payalahuja032 Arey aap b twitter pe

[Pankaj Bishnoi @thisispnkj]

Ya allah!

Ya toh paise de de,

Ya fir mere ameero wale shauk lele. 😭