Ma•risa

Thanks for coming to my Twitter. Youth Development Director & Gender, Leadership, and Public Policy student.

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@laurendough Yes.

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History channel actors deserve an Oscar before Leo

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Five months of winter turned into less cold weather and now it’s summer. 2021 said no spring, figure it yourselves humans.

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phone cases are like bras for your phone

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Based on today’s leadership meeting, I can 100% confirm I am not smarter than a fifth grader when it comes to math.

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waiting for a @chefdonnyy @HelloFresh collab; use code “donny20” sounds nice for new, returning, and current subscribers

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hi @GeoffBoyardee I saw you liked my roommates tiktok. Thank you.

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today on a zoom training the instructor asked who reads for fun. everyone stared blankly then I finally awkwardly peeped up and said I ready daily. let’s start reading again and make LeVar Burton proud of the adults we’ve become.

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It’s officially citrus fruits sold out of the back of a truck season🥭 🍊 🍋

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Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson are three different high school lunch tables.

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blockbuster on demand & hang.

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Pro tip: walk into a west elm with confidence and clicking-clack shoes and they’ll have no idea you cannot afford anything

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drink every time you say “you good?” to your roommate

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In 2020... I might have become a blue pen user🥴

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Stimulus checks should be adjusted to the cost of living.

$1400 is like $4 in Boston.

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partly cloudy and windy, sunny, snow, bright & sunny. all in one hour.

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Moana is Cancerian to the n^th degree

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@AndrewLGillis That tracks.

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The term “Taxachusetts” is dated by 44 years 🤯 why do we perpetuate it when our taxes on personal income are indeed average in the US???

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@tksjuicypolls remember the salad shake 🥗