Open Enrollment is that fun time each year you and your spouse can muse on the pros and cons of tax implications neither of you actually know anything about
Kyle dared make fun of my phone always falling out of my pocket. So, he got a full dissertation on pockets & the patriarchy before 9am. #heknowswhohemarried
So far today Iris has requested to Alexa Santa Claus is Coming to Town by @springsteen, Mama Mia, and Benny & the Jets. I feel like I'm doing something right.
The venn diagram of the people who trusted science the first time and got the vaccine and the people pumped about FDA approval is a circle. The dum dums live on, unvaccinated, endangering my child.