Sarah King

You're only as loud as the noises you make, as big as the things that you dream

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@matt_king_cole_ How many hobbies does one person need 😅

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@matt_king_cole_ Fair nuf

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@matt_king_cole_ Feel free to just stop in Columbus and hang. We could use the childcare today 😩

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Open Enrollment is that fun time each year you and your spouse can muse on the pros and cons of tax implications neither of you actually know anything about

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Hey everyone. Please pray for my husband who decided to go out and rake leaves 1 hour before we have to leave for family photos.

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Kyle dared make fun of my phone always falling out of my pocket. So, he got a full dissertation on pockets & the patriarchy before 9am. #heknowswhohemarried

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@hulu @hulu_support when will the bachelorette finale appear to stream??

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Does it count as watching @Stranger_Things @netflix if I keep my eyes covered most of the time? 🙈

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Being a working mom is fun bc you can catch your face on the Teams video in a meeting and wonder if that's banana or a booger in your hair

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During the big sax solo in Santa she says "uncle matt plays saxophone" @matt_king_cole_

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So far today Iris has requested to Alexa Santa Claus is Coming to Town by @springsteen, Mama Mia, and Benny & the Jets. I feel like I'm doing something right.

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Gonna tell my kids this was Perry

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@matt_king_cole_ Thanks for the reminder!

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Unpopular opinion? I loathe decorating and undecorating Christmas trees. Such a hateful job.

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"Iris, can you say, 'Go Browns!'"
"No. Elmo. Elmo!"
I guess that's what we're switching to during halftime 🤷‍♀️

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@matt_king_cole_ Iris will, she's good at lifting things and has the strength ratio of an ant

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When packing for your first trip with your toddler it's totally normal to toss a wine key in the diaper bag, right? Asking for a friend.

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The venn diagram of the people who trusted science the first time and got the vaccine and the people pumped about FDA approval is a circle. The dum dums live on, unvaccinated, endangering my child.

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My favorite part of #TheBacheloretteFinale is that Katie no longer has square tips 💅