Carlos_Steele PhD

my name is TJ, but commonly use Carlos Steele as a pseudonym for porno and tax purposes. CEO of Vandelay Industries. PhD. in common sense.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

If you think Barry Bonds shouldn’t be in the @mlb hall of fame, you definitely sit while you pee.

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Americans are so propagandised they don't even know what wars they've lost

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@TobyTurner SSRI’s + Birth control = functioning nut job. Be careful out there, women today are basically gremlins but only when you feed them after midnight.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@TobyTurner You’re doing it wrong. The toilet paper is supposed to go from brown, then white then to red.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@KnicksMuse Who cares? The lion doesn’t give a fuck about the sheep.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@tylswil @barstoolsports They can try all they want it only helps so much, still 2-0 Knicks. Ball don’t lie.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@barstoolsports Refs can try all they like still 2-0.

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

#TheWembyWhistle

[ChineseShitposter @ChineseShitpost]

How America looks at you when you ask her to block her rapist of 63 years

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@AllDayNYC This is why the city has fallen and the Yankees haven’t won a World Series in 17 years.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@VitalCityNYC Yes.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@Rambostriceps @cynicalnyk I have a 3 lmao

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@probablycenter @spencerpratt Well said.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@LevineJonathan Exactly.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@probablycenter @spencerpratt Tell that to Hulu who removed multiple Always Sunny episodes for doing Danny Glover face.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@Rambostriceps @cynicalnyk Is it a #3 or #5???

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

Tempted to wear my Frank Ntilikina jersey for the game to have the most obscure jersey at the bar. The problem is, l that would also mean I in fact bought a Frank Ntilikina jersey.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@AllAmericanPink @charlescwcooke @bonchieredstate That’s by definition exactly what they’re doing. Is English your second language?

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@bonchieredstate Yes she does, and she’s 100% correct.

[Carlos_Steele PhD @thisisteejay1]

@NoMoreBikeLanes @ANAPA3232 Fair enough, it just triggers my autism when someone is wildly confident while being completely incorrect. I cannot stop myself from correcting them, and I find the back and forth with idiots amusing.