thisistheinternetnotamerica

Poking fun at Americanisms since 2019.
Please don't cancel us, we mean no one any harm.

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@AP_Oddities The Second Emu War has begun.

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Emu-sing chase: An emu on the loose lead police on a chase through a Massachusetts city. The flightless bird, named Mallory, was eventually corralled in a parking lot by its owner, police and a bystander. https://t.co/P9KA89ebOe

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Oh btw, use code MURICANJC for 10% off anything in the merch store.

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Behold! The Nuance Mug! Hard to find these days. Get it here..
https://t.co/jHC4emxRKI
#nuance #criticalthought #selfreflection #laugh #merch #thisistheinternetnotamerica

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@GladysB Well isn't this fun.

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Get it here... https://t.co/og2hGoZsvG

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Yes, coffee exists in the world.
#thisistheinternetnotamerica #coffee #tea #seppos

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https://t.co/7MKTfe1vbz

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Ladies! Behold! The International Language of Love mug! #yeptheyreallthesame #pinkmug #thisistheinternetnotamerica

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With Christmas just a few days away, celebrate with this historically completely accurate mug.
An eclectic mix of ceramic stuff, silly fonts, and a wildly unverified quote, it is the perfect addition to any discerning beverage drinker's collection.
https://t.co/9zPwycev7p

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Well done most of you! Celebrate not being a dickhead with a commemorative mug!
Priced, as usual, wildly patriotically.
https://t.co/CawcGmRXxT
#thisistheinternetnotamerica #noveltymug #modmingods

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Behold! The American Jesus Phone Case.
Available now for Samsung and iPhone.
Priced at a wildly historical USD$18.12.
Samsung owners buy it here: https://t.co/pDZDfazPFs

iPhone owners buy it here:
https://t.co/Klvp8hrNBR
#americanjesus #merch #thisistheinternetnotamerica

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You lot are loving these mugs apparently. So here's another one. Yes we know the date is "wrong".
https://t.co/Qksfu8Tsf7
#america #dateformat #noveltymug

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Behold! The American Jesus Mug! https://t.co/klcXSSpL8v
Remind yourself or a friend daily about just how amazing America is for the wildly patriotic price of just USD$14.92. #americaisamazing #freedomeagles #coffee #thisistheinternetnotamerica

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@StephenKing Love your work, but any chance you could branch out beyond Maine? We all know it's the perfect setting for a horror story, but the planet is quite big. (ps. The charge for this life-changing advice, should you implement it, is $8/month) @elonmusk

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It's pretty big y'all! #thisistheinternetnotamerica #texas #straya #europe #africa

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The winner of the September 2022 competition is Allan Fenn! We'll message you with the code for the merch store. Since FB apparently can't do basic arithmetic, we'll also message Rigved and Maria. #thisistheinternetnotamerica #america #discountcode #merch https://t.co/xXnajmkxMB

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@destynethereal Yes.

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@brclothwrites Yes.

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5 followers! Milestone moment! Use the code 5FOLLOWERS in the shop for 10% off. https://t.co/xXnajmkxMB #merch #thisistheinternetnotamerica