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[Lanche @ImLanche]

When you're watching the Technoblade documentary and you get to the DreamSMP part

[˗ˏˋ Hop Liz ♡ ˊˎ˗ @Admirablw]

the girl in the back has the best reaction

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

How are we a year in and they’re still inventing new Kirk memes

[jamie 🔥🐀 @arsonide_]

the coolest perk of your girlfriend being an elementary school teacher is that she’ll reflexively praise you for everything you do. I’ll tell her I did the dishes and she’ll go “oh honey baby that’s amazing!!!!! im so proud of you!!” and I’ll just sit there like this

[Ronald W. Raygun CFP, CFA, CPA, MBA, JD, MD @ronaldreagan654]

Remembering the time I smoked a cig with my professor in NYC and he told me he could bust hands free from eating box

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: A friend of mine is a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. He's begging me not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. He had some fat drugs. I said: it's not working—you look like shit.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Hasbro hasn't abandoned 'Dungeons & Dragons 2'

• Script is done

• They're looking for a new studio to partner with after Paramount passed

(via The Playlist)

[DarkViperAU @DarkViperAU]

GTA 5: Michael gets cucked by Amanda, Trevor is bi & talks about fucking guys, and Franklin spends half the game crying over his ex. No one cared in 2013 but imagine it released in today’s grift-hate economy like GTA 6? Rockstar didn’t change, idiots got more sensitive & whinier.

[Jackson @tree_bro]

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

😦

[lena @luthiensansa]

I think Sansa's abuse makes Sansa antis deeply uncomfortable. Her suffering isn't romanticized or justified. She doesn't deserve it, nor does she actively seek revenge for what she went through. So, instead of trying to examine why it makes them uncomfortable, they either say +

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Cassandra Peterson begged for the inclusion of this cause this was one of her favorite party tricks and honestly if I could do that too I would show off that talent.

[Noelle/Kotone/Frost 🏳️‍⚧️ Playing P3P @HolidayBisexual]

Yeah, bro. I'm in Charlie's hospital room right now. Matter of fact, he's stable

[vost @foolibuster]

water

[Tas Gunner @GunnerTas]

Pickles are like being into feet. A little taste in moderation is the true sweet spot. Those who are super into it and those who reject it entirely are both equally strange.

[Craig @CS11__]

Tears in my eyes every time I watch this clip

[Adam @AdamDavis]

The “best burger” is the world, no matter what you think that may be, is at most 10% better than an average burger. One of the lowest variance foods in the world

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

If your husband has a video game girlfriend, is it preferable that he treats her well or treats her poorly? These are the big ethical questions of our times