Tim Cairns

Everyone uses twitter to say random nothings. What if those random nothings could create a character profile for potential employers? Welcome to my TwitterCV.

[Jim Curtis @jimmycurtis]

@thisistimcairns refuses to drink lattes out of cups with lids. This also correlates to his need to drive cars without roofs.

[Georgina Gooley @georgiegooley]

@thisistimcairns is particular about his hair. Not that you'd ever know.

[Georgina Gooley @georgiegooley]

@thisistimcairns almost certainly has peck implants.

[Edward Rogers @EduardR]

@thisistimcairns makes good foodporn, bad real porn. Can art direct his hair meticulously, but is better at crafting copy. &isaslutforalatte

[Advertising Hurt_ @advertisinghurt]

@thisistimcairns The Office of Double T. Nothing else needs to be said.

[Jennifer Mather @Jenbird09]

@thisistimcairns likes L-theanine with scones, jam & cream!

[David Gibson @Gibbo2000]

@thisistimcairns drives a ladies car but sold it to go to the states to buy another ladies car

[Thomas Gibson @thomastrunk]

@thisistimcairns hates the rolled up jeans look so when his jeans are too long will fold them up on the inside

[Tim Cairns @thisistimcairns]

Understands the irony when he wears a flannel shirt.

[Cameron Leslie @CameronLeslie77]

@thisistimcairns refers to himself in the 3rd person. Specifically, Tim Mother Fucking Cairns, or TMFC. He also has this on a pair of Nikes.

[Cameron Leslie @CameronLeslie77]

@thisistimcairns is one of the best blokes I know.

[Cameron Leslie @CameronLeslie77]

@thisistimcairns has a heart the size of Pharlap. And an ego to match.

[Cameron Leslie @CameronLeslie77]

@thisistimcairns thinks he has a big chest. Come and bench press with me and we'll see who's got the pecs.

[Rachael Kimber @Rachykim]

@thisistimcairns Modelled himself on GirlTalk

[Cameron Leslie @CameronLeslie77]

@thisistimcairns looks like the dude from Girl Talk

[dan pankraz @danpankraz]

@thisistimcairns wishes he had a federer backhand, but it's more like alberto berasetagui's...non existent

[Cameron Leslie @CameronLeslie77]

@thisistimcairns please be more specific. You like hairdresser's cars without roofs.

[Cameron Leslie @CameronLeslie77]

@thisistimcairns is a supremely good judge of character.

[Ryan O'Connell @RyanOak]

Do you know Arj Barker, the comedian? That's what Tim's hair looks like @thisistimcairns

[Ryan O'Connell @RyanOak]

Tim loves a beer. Unfortunately, after 3 of them, he's louder than Bill O'Reilly @thisistimcairns