Tim West

Katy Perry introducer on the radio and event host. MCFC ⚽️ Moderately good DJ 🎚️

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

Random idea.

National Team shirts for the next year should be priced based on the team’s effort and commitment in #fifaworldcup

EG. Scotland’s shirt 7.99, England’s shirt 29.99 (priced after hydration breaks).

Whereas Cape Verde’s shirt will be firm 59.99.

Seems fair.

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

He’s 100! If he used a bloody skateboard then that’d be big breaking news.

[New York Post @nypost]

Dick Van Dyke, 100, uses walker during rare outing with wife Arlene, 54 https://t.co/9IBarOJzLi

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

The British optimal weather window is 18-21C. Less than this or god forbid more, really boils my piss and can only lead to national unhappiness. #heatwave

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

Balance to the universe is finally restored. #BURMCI ⁦@ManCity⁩ 😆😆😆✊✊✊

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

Still funny. In fact tons funnier now. #paniconthestreetsoflondon #mancity 😆😆😆 #manchestercity

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

🤣😆🤣😆🔵⚪️⚽️

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

🔵⚪️⚽️ #mancity 🤣😆🤣

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

Had that new double Big Mac today. The size of the beef was significantly less than the picture suggested.

Had to have been invented by a middle aged man.

#carryon #mcdonalds #bigmac #doublebigmac

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

Me remembering the time I applied for #RaceAcrossTheWorld despite once getting lost in the Trafford Centre.

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

When you’ve sold enough spice on the streets this month to afford 2 weeks in Marbs #ronaldo #christiano

[Tim West @thisistimwest]

Well. Look who’s back on X.