Tory

☺Hashtag warrior princess ☺ I like to laugh ☺

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

Kid Rock performing a halftime show for Trump is the perfect cultural moment: it's loud, it's from 2002, and just like the Epstein investigation, everyone's pretty sure it's going to end with a lot of people pretending they weren't there.
#MAGAHalftime #AlIAmericanHalftimeShow

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

I always knew things weren't going to work out with me and my ex. First off, I'm an Aries and he's an alcoholic. #exboyfriend

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

@Delta @Braves L you up he you 66 yup jq you 6

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

Newsom just shut down Southern California so I guess I'm going to hang ornaments on my tree with my friends pictures on them. I'll be hanging with the homies
#lockdown #California #Shutdown

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

Here's an idea. Take your face mask and put chloroform on it. Makes the days go by quicker.
#QuarantineQuotes

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

Some of you really did fall for this SMH 🤦🏻‍♀️
The "Circle Game" SCAM Explained
*for the visual learners
#psa #scam #scamalert #pyramidscheme #circlegame #blessingloom #cashwheel #youregettingscammed #itsascam https://t.co/OzOfpMFMxS

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

@Jeice_B

[Adam Mates @adam_mates]

Here’s day 19 of quarantine ☑️ thanks to @dave_mates for his help and risking his life for this shot!

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

And just like that "Karens" become "Caroles"
#TigerKing

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Until May 1st, for every bottle of Aviation ordered online, we’ll donate 30% of proceeds as a tip to your bartenders - who REALLY miss you btw. Visit https://t.co/elT2zrCgE0 #TipYourBartenders #StayHomeSaveLives

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Day three of social distancing. = Day three of not wearing a bra. #CoronaVirusUpdate #QuarantineLife #stayhomechallenge #californialockdown #sandiegolockdown

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

@thexybeatht 17 years

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

On the bright side, I finally have the time to learn all the words to R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It".
#QuarentineLife
#coronavirus #CoronaVirusChallenge #Covid19 #CoronavirusOutbreak

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

#SocialDistanacing

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

Finally have time to learn R.E.M.'s
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It". #MyQuarantineInSixWords

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

"I'm doing a detox right now" That's white girl for "I have explosive diarrhea"

[TheAngryBartender @TheAngryBartend]

When you go through your phone and half your contacts are the person’s name, followed by a hyphen, and then the bar/restaurant they work at.

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

Y'all talking shit that my internet is out but guess what?! I got cell phone data! So why don't you all call you "Data" and tell him to upgrade your plan?

[Tory @ThisIsTory]

@erinmcneill__ So she was there? So confused 😂