Wilton Catford

I avoid using this crappy platform except to follow very occasional links in stories in the proper respectable news media. Or, to moan at bus companies.

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@railair Waiting for 0515 from Guildford. Currently a half hour late. Is it actually running?

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@railair I’m still waiting for the 0515 from Guildford. No sign of it yet… any idea? Worth waiting or do I need to get a cab?

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@railair is it worth waiting for the 0515 from Guildford? No sign of it yet…

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@railair Thanks for your reply. I was at The Chase waiting, yesterday morning. I got there early. The RA2 bus in the other direction went past as normal, but then I saw that the next bus to LHR was showing as 33 minutes time, which was the bus after mine. So my wife drove me, instead.

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@railair how come your “luxury coach” from LHR this evening looks like an escapee from the friary-to-the-hospital route and how come my 0534 to the airport this morning didn’t turn up AT ALL? Are you having a laugh?

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@thameswater that’s EIGHT DAYS NOW without a proper water supply here in GU2. Eight days!

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Jackpot! #dreb #dreb2022 #galicia https://t.co/teAxhCfzu4

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That’s a lot of flights, @SkyNews 😳

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@DrownedinSound The Fresh Prince and Bell-End

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@SkyCricket Nice day ☀️🏏 at Lords today for #TheHundred and a new way of doing cricket - no scoreboard! At least if you’re in The Mound stand. Well, two scoreboards each showing the same two numbers and nowt else! Show us who’s batting, maybe?

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@TheCaitlinRose Well the literary option would be “Bed of Crimson Joy” but I agree with the others that Peak Emotional Exhaustion def ☑️’s

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@TheCaitlinRose Well it’s also 100/3 so I’d say it’s worth at least a Chubby Checker at Bobbie’s 🥜🍫🥤

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@TheCaitlinRose Q: Why did the President cross the road? A: Because he'd mobilised the US military, the National Guard, the Secret Service and the Police to clear the way for him to have a photo op.

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Dear Angela @ajrichardsonmp 🙋 This new report shows impact of Coronavirus plus Brexit: https://t.co/ai9WcIMEPc

Extending transition means:

🤝 We can get the best deal for British business

#HeyMP @BestForBritain https://t.co/qqVMALtjVn

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@williamtylertn We tried... 😥

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@TheCaitlinRose @WSMradio @Joeyvi11a @WXNAfm and possibly box https://t.co/TXjRAEg7qn

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“The Number of the Beast is 666.” William Blake, 1805. @ William Blake Exhibition at Tate Britain https://t.co/Xtysd8elL1

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@TheCaitlinRose @RevinylRecords Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - he just keeps getting better

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@TheCaitlinRose @MissMargoPrice so I’m free for Amarocanos at $2 Tuesday next week 🍹or Campari or Budweiser 🙃