“When I announced yesterday that I’m running for gov, one of Cuomo’s top surrogates dismissed me as an “unqualified lesbian.” It’s true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there’s a lot of paperwork required.” 🤷♀️
Genuine friends, are attracted by a warm heart, not money, not power. A genuine friend considers you as just another human being, as a brother or sister, and shows affection on that level, regardless of whether you are rich or poor, or in a high position; that is a genuine friend
anybody who knows football knows you not only must have full control of the ball going to the ground and two feet inbounds, but that you need to raise the football as your own son for 18 years for it to be ruled a catch
God, people in this city are so entitled... constantly trying to pet and hold me. Give a man some space! I'M JUST TRYNA GET MYSELF A SANDWICH, BECKY. DAMN.
#mochimuses#celebrity#losangeles
Whenever I drink water, my beard drips water everywhere.
...and I just have to remind myself... "Mochi - they never said being beautiful was easy..." and give myself a hug.
#selflove#loveyourself