Liz(ard)

yeah I remember vine... certified

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Jesus loves you and there's nothing you can do to change that.

That is all, thank u

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

@Schaffrillas @lavenderwhaley Movie version of Your Song in Moulin Rouge!!

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

getting sick always involves detective work. Like, I just scanned the kitchen like: which one of you did this to me---who's going to jail?

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Fell asleep while crocheting. Jokes on people who thought that I didn't have grandkids

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Initial discussion board word count requirement: 100 words.
Reply word count requirement: 250 words.
If I must yap then yap I must.

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Kinda hoping that Shrek 5 goes into what happened to Duloc after the events of Shrek 1. Literally their king got eaten by a dragon in the final scene sooo

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Breck on his computer: "I was going to look up something important, but I forgot...oh yeah, 'who invented the toilet?'"

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Shout out to the dog that was barking to the beat of Enchanted

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

that duolingo bird really stares you down like it's trying to fight you until the app loads

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

No, I have not rewritten Aladdin

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

can't explain it, but I like brainstorming book ideas while watching Aladdin #amwriting #multitaskinglol

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

The number of times that I've listened to Sweet but Psycho to keep the vibes when I'm writing is...idek

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Today was a
✨girl math✨
kind of day

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Watched the post credit scene of Napoleon Dynamite. If you are surprised that there is a post credit scene for Napoleon Dynamite, believe me, I was too.

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Sometimes I use the price of American Girl dolls as a unit of measurement whenever it comes to money

The concert ticket isn't $500 anymore. It is 5 American Girl dolls

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

I would like to see a Christmas movie where it's a parent hunting down the person who breaks into their house every year and stalks their child

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

@ColonyHouse whoop whoop

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

I don't know why, but I bet that Travis Kelce's favorite Taylor Swift album is Reputation

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

Couple's costume idea: Denathor from LOTR and a tomato

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

I feel like Jurassic Park II is the same movie as King Kong

[Liz(ard) @thisizlis]

@Lively_Daydream That pretty much sums of Owen Wilson