Jayson Green & The Jerk

12” available now on @dfarecords. Still in Orchid somehow. From a bunch of other bands you didn’t like.

[Flea @flea333]

Stacy Keach in Fat City an all time great performance!

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

This is very accurate except leaving out a wasted Kurt Russell in the background demanding Carpenter rip a solo on his guitar (he does).

[SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @lilxslime]

JOHN CARPENTER COMMENTARY: Right there, blammo. What a dumb cheap trick. Ripped it off from a Howard Hawks picture. God, this is a piece of shit.

WILLIAM FRIEDKIN COMMENTARY: That was take 57. After this scene I put a gun in Gene Hackman’s mouth for fun.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

This guy gets out of breath walking to the toilet.

[Kenny Devine @TheKennyDevine]

Amazing, lol.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

I’ll handle this one, grok.

Nothing. Nothing will happen.

[MUKHWANA @linus_sqqr]

Hey @grok what happens to Trump if Democrats win tonight?

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

One more time. Please RELAX about Nathan Fielder.

[💜💜🎀 ȶɦɛ ȶɦɨռӄɛʀ🎀 💜💜 @NickPinkerton]

"Performative reading"... "People act like watching older movies automatically makes their taste superior"... Yeah, man, everybody's probably just doing things so they can impress the dumbest guys on the planet.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Cool.

[BLABBERMOUTH.NET @BLABBERMOUTHNET]

ANTHRAX's SCOTT IAN: 'I'm Not A Liberal. I'm A Centrist.' https://t.co/u5hyLN8i98

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

HE’S BACK, BABY!

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Twitter is fun because it’s a place where some random person with absolutely no taste or intellectual credibility can post something like “REM is America’s greatest rock n roll band” close the app, go to sleep and send thousands of strangers into an insane frenzy for weeks.

[Alexander @wildbillpaxton]

‘Butterball is the most nefarious member of pinhead’s court’ is just something I have to say out loud to myself every few days otherwise it builds up

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

This is an incredibly confusing moment in history.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

It’s very odd that the people that didn’t live in NYC on 9/11 are the ones who won’t shut the fuck up about it.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Once again I need to remind you - please chill out about Nathan Fielder.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

“Then we watched your show, which was phenomenal”

This is clear evidence this man has CTE.

[Josh Wein @jmwein]

.@edsheeran I brought my wife and two daughters to MetLife Friday because we are huge fans of yours. We arrived early, I spent $180 on two sweatshirts for them, watched the first two opening acts and were having a great time.

Then Macklemore decided to turn your concert into his political rally.

When he started chanting “Free Palestine” and pushing his clearly uneducated version of the Israel/Gaza conflict, my daughters looked at me completely confused. I had brought them to an Ed Sheeran concert, not to have an opening act lecture them about Middle East politics.

After Friday night, I started looking into Macklemore’s history. What I found, including his repeated use of antisemitic tropes, made the whole thing even worse.

So I took my family and walked inside alongside hundreds of your other fans. As we were walking in, even the MetLife security guards were rolling their eyes at what was happening on stage.

We waited until Macklemore was finished before returning to our seats. Then we watched your show, which was phenomenal.

I left Friday hoping maybe this had caught you and your team off guard.

Then tonight you allowed it to happen again.

You knew exactly what Macklemore had done the night before, and you gave him the stage again.

Friday might have been Macklemore’s decision. Saturday was yours.

You have a lot of Jewish fans who love your music, buy your albums and merchandise, and bring their kids to your concerts.

Tonight, you lost four of them. And I suspect plenty more.

@CombatASemitism
@StopAntisemites

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Donnie Jr was def cranked up on nose beers when he typed this complete gobbledygook.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Civilization will never be saved by 9 crazy cat ladies on SSRIs and 2 cuck men to weak to stand up to them who needed a group hug after a mother sent dad out to strangle 3 kids.

It’s saved by the one person who wouldn’t sign the permission slip.

That’s the fork in the road!

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Spencer would kill to be in a cricket wireless ad.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Here I am trying to bring back American film jobs, and then these tools keep saying stupid crap like this and making every normal American hate them. Hollywood is seriously its own worst enemy. Just stick to the Cricket wireless ads, dude.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Since when was being smart a requirement to be president?

[Colonel, USAF, Retired, PsyD @TopFighterPilot]

No, she's too stupid.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

@ZacharyLipez Tough break for Wallace.

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Listen Adam, not every movie can be The Hammer or Still Waiting. Give the guy a break.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Not a good movie

[Jayson Green & The Jerk @thisjaygreen]

Uncle Leo?

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

If this clip does not reach 1 million impressions by tomorrow at noon, I'll presume that you are all antisemites.