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[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Crazy how we’re actually gonna have a new pope before an NFL team drafts Shedeur Sanders

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Goodnight @dallasmavs fans.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

At long last, The Great Dallas Nightmare has ended. Couldn’t have dreamed up a more pathetic and apropos ending to the worst sports season of my life.

Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Zedd has now set a new record for most guest appearances in a single Coachella set.

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

By my counts (including tonight's game):

The Mavericks have 14 games left.

Kessler Edwards: 3 NBA games of eligibility left
Kai Jones: 11 NBA games of eligibility left
Brandon Williams: 6 NBA games of eligibility

Mavs do not have enough room to sign a player under their first apron hard cap until April 10, when they will have two games left in their season.

This is going to very interesting to monitor over the final month of the season.

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Public service: If, say a politician, calls 2nd Corinthians "Two Corinthians" or if an NBA owner calls the NBA Finals the "championship games", then it is possible you are being conned. There are always little tells to reveal that they don't actually know ball.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Ever since the Mavs lost Luka Fridays at @AACenter don’t hit the same. Empty seats everywhere, courtside to the top row

Keep withholding your wallets

Keep showing Dumont, Adleson, and Nico that the fans can’t be gaslit and their only way out of this mess is to SELL THE TEAM!

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Daily plane crashes were not on my Late Stage Capitalism bingo card.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

3 weeks in and those dolts got America looking like an episode of Veggie Tales that’s set in post-Batman Gotham City

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

If middle class millennials ever figure out to how to sell their parents’ Precious Moments figurines it is fucking over for the rest of you hoes.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Patrick Dumont is a pussy.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Patrick Mahomes is broken

[Adam Loewy @LoewyLawFirm]

Sharing this A+ analysis on the Luka trade by the always insightful @chris_kratovil

Makes a ton of sense to me from the #txlege angle - esp considering Lite Patrick likely done next Session.

Good stuff. Read it 👇🏼

#txlege
#MFFL

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

It’s not even remotely close to being the same thing. Micah Parsons is not engrained into the culture of this city. Luka was this city’s entire aura.

[Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr]

Let this be a cautionary tale to all the Cowboys fans who wanted to trade Micah Parsons

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

This is so sad. Not Luka. You can’t just strip away part of a city’s identity like this. This cuts deeper than basketball.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Say “Brian Schottenheimer” three times and the new head coach of the Dallas Football Cowboys will appear in your social media feed.

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

aged like milk 🥛

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

A little snow doesn’t bother @Mandrews_81. 🥶

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Are eggs free yet?

[Josh Smith @thisjoshsmith]

Fireworks? In this economy?