Daryl Ferrara

ONE guy in an all-female household...and I love it!

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

When you are out of TP, PT, and Napkins and only have Vicks Puffs Tissues left for all housely dooties.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

This black woman saved this man's life. Listen to the trauma and pain in her voice.

"Can Yall just put your guns away and somebody get him. Don't move. Don't move." 💔 

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[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

This little boy w/ Down Syndrome fell head first off his school bus. His mom want to know exactly how he fell but the school refuses to release bus's surveillance video. He does not speak so he can't tell them what happened.

Resica Elementary in Pennsylvania WE NEED ANSWERS

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[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@jeffdrosenberg That’s funny.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This school sends students to yoga class instead of detention, and the results are incredible

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@kalpenn @netflix Bringing it back. #doitup

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@NYRangers @mikepic_ I remember this series like it was yesterday. I rode my moped home with my chin held high. 25mph never felt so good. Please bring us another cup soon! 🙏🏼

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@mikepic_ My loving and amazing wife is in their heads. #itwasgoodthough

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

Father’s Log:
Me: What do you want for breakfast?
My 7-year-old: A toasted bagel, crispy, with slightly melted butter + sea salt flakes.
WTH!
#girlpower

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@ArthurFuturoTV

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@CVancheri @JackalsBaseball I’m partially sad I missed it. Not gonna lie, I enjoyed sitting on the couch. Ha. I told Isla I’m going to coach next season. 🤘🏼

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

Father’s Log

My 2-year-old: You’re weird!

#truestory

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@ArthurFuturoTV @IBindYouNancy @DWSchoner Do it up!!

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@DWSchoner @ArthurFuturoTV @jamroomcomm Hell yeah!!

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@CVancheri 🤣🤣🤣 Unreal this parenting thing.

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

Asshats.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Look at them patting each other on the back. I’d like to pat them on the back with a fucking sledge hammer. Cowardly cunts.

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

Virtual mic drop @RandyRainbow

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Stop praising Trump for “doing the right thing” when he reads from a teleprompter. I read the haftarah at my bar mitzvah and I didn’t mean a fuckin word.

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

I've now heated my coffee up 6 times today.

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

@rickygervais What an asshat she is.

[Daryl Ferrara @thislifeas5]

(@megamillions)The chance of matching all six numbers and taking home the grand prize is one in 302.5 million.