Tyrion Lannister

I like drinking a lot.

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[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@Lady_Catelyn You should take up a hobby.

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@NiceQueenCersei And then of course children just *magically* appeared

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

Off to visit @NearlyNakedRos.... ;D

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@DevotedDevan @PrinceTommen I suppose you wouldn't know yet. #dontwannacorrupttheyoungins

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@DevotedDevan @PrinceTommen Er... not Dornish #theyalltastefunny

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@DevotedDevan @PrinceTommen I knew, because I like 'kittens' too.... #biggrin #guttermind

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@PrinceTommen @DevotedDevan Let me guess... you like kittens. #idontknowwhyisaidthat #nopenotaclue

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@cragmaiden @ser_jorah @daeneryscn I know how Jorah feels... #exceptimusuallydrunktoo

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@NearlyNakedRos Oh, hello #creepyeyebrowflashing

[Queen Cersei Lannister: Dead not MAD queen. @NiceQueenCersei]

When you play the #gameofthrones side with the Lannisters. #orelse

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@cragmaiden @just_goldenhand Dear brother, I am going to encourage your constant seducing of women just because it will piss Cersei off.

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@just_goldenhand @nicequeencersei My bed is very uncomfortable too, perhaps you should find someone else's to do your business on. #hinthint

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@NiceQueenCersei @just_goldenhand It's going to be strange sleeping in that bed if I know my siblings have fucked in it... #smh

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@NiceQueenCersei @just_goldenhand I can see where this is going... #getaroom

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@youngwolfstark I feel sorry for you...

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@aryawolfgirl @youngwolfstark No need to bother yourselves, I'd willingly slap my little shit of a nephew for you any day.

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@heirofstones Go Littlefinger yourself.

[Tyrion Lannister @thislittleman]

@aryawolfgirl @just_goldenhand If it's fun you want, wolf girl, you can play with my spear

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