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oh man

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for those who want to know what arizona is like:

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@verysmallriver Are you in MINE?? Have you been in SF the whole time I’ve been in law school 🫨

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Anyone at the Chase Center right now to see #SZA…who has the formula one shirt in a Large? I will grossly overpay you

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Now that Breyer is retiring, I am issuing a public call for Biden to appoint the Green M&M (hot) as his replacement. It is time for the first M&M justice on this nation's highest court.

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@morgankaterose Amy Coney Barrett in the back doing pistol fingers

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@queenboolean JEFFY EPPY

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Oomes (one of my excel spreadsheets) is not pulling its weight right now 😒

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When I try to put multiple ranges of Excel data into a single spreadsheet and it returns #SPILL, like ok bestie 🥰✨

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I was shocked after Beta, but Eta did just as much damage, and now we’re worrying about Theta? Someone NEEDS to shut down these Southern sorority houses 🙄

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@sbpoenabenghazi This tweet was made for me

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@queenboolean This meme

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@queenboolean UNTRIGINTUPLE

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@annie_areu_okay My dog and his big bug eyes

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Sad day: ARIZONA has crossed the rubicon... its epidemic now exceeds Brazil and Peru to be one of the hardest hit regions in the world. Exceeding all European countries as well.

Today: Record cases, record positivity %, record ER, record hospitalizations, record ICU. #COVID19

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@melisaios Omg I made it

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

imagine having a state with one of the 7 natural wonders of the world and calling a fucking mall “the jewel”

[Senator Ruben Gallego @SenRubenGallego]

The military exists to protect Americans, not harm them. I have one simple question for Chairman Milley.

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@_JulianaLamy Love you and am so proud of you, Juliana! And you guys were so cute at the ceremony 🥰

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@ezhleb tg it all ends tomorrow

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how is Larry B*cow going to send me a graduation email talking about “when we recruited you” ... I thought this was a school not the paramilitary wing of an investment bank

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@melisaios Goldman, Bain, McDonalds, and BCG unite!