jensen

I’m a swiftie but not counting TLOAS

[soph 𑣿 @home2soph]

ts- taylor swift
pz- patient zero (lead single)
ponr- point of no return (album)

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

im useless but as a political act, im subverting the expectations placed on women to be capable homemakers

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

hated this song so much to the point i love it

[jensen @thislovermore]

Like surely they could’ve found some rejected Britney Spears or Ariana Grande songs to give to Katseye. But nope. Instead they got Gnarly. Hootie frutti. Fucking “eat zucchini”. Literally why are they doing this

[jensen @thislovermore]

Katseye is so fascinating to me bc they easily could’ve been so huge, they could’ve been the next spice girls or pussycat dolls, literally the ONLY thing their label had to do was give them semi-decent songs to sing. And then they just… didn’t do that.

[Rachel ❤️‍🔥🐞 @with2Hs]

We don’t talk enough about Meet Your Second Wife as one of Tina Fey’s masterpieces

[jensen @thislovermore]

It’s especially dumb to bring up Taylor bc Love Story does a very similar thing with its lyrics. “It’s a love story, baby, just say yes,” making it obvious to the listener that the whole song is her playing make-believe.

[jensen @thislovermore]

That’s why it’s called “stupid song”… the metaphors in the song are purposefully meaningless because “I want you more than any stupid song could ever say.” Literally how did you not catch that.

[ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴀʟʙᴇᴇ 📷 @wandabopz]

Taylor really clocked Olivia putting in random details in her songwriting because why do the metaphors in Stupid Song literally say nothing.

[Wini's World 🌍 @Winis_World]

Keep it up ladies! 👏🏾

[jensen @thislovermore]

Ashamed to admit it but I have fully fallen down the Katseye rabbit hole. I have not actually listened to their music because the music is shit but I’m fully invested in the drama #freemanon

[paulina⸆⸉ ¹ PATIENT ZERO!!! @pwonderstruck13]

Baby this was the entire country of Colombia

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library was the best contribution to child literacy ever made by a celebrity. Our paths crossed once, in the 90s, backstage at a talk show, and I was completely tongue-tied and starstruck. RIP Dolly. You were a complete, irreplaceable one-off.

[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

The PR w katseye is so bad that fans don’t even be shipping the members

[sabrina⁶ ♡ @sqbriii]

editing manon into the hootie frutti photo because katseye is always six #ot6

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

bob loblaw law blog son or rural juror daughter

[jensen @thislovermore]

Why was I just moved to tears over the passing of a dog I didn’t even know existed until this moment

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

She was the last name we signed on every birthday card.
She was our first baby, a therapist, a pillow, a big sister, a schoolmarm, a comedian, a party girl and a rebel. Definitely not a watchdog—she would have let burglars in and shown them where we kept the bacon and American cheese slices.
Always smiling even when she slept. She loved a good scratch and would lean into you if she liked you, though "if" is generous—she did this for basically everyone. She would jump into the pool immediately after being shampooed and dried (noooooo!) then she'd do her laps (backstroke - jk doggie paddle) then lie in the grass on her back doing bunny kicks with her tongue sticking out. That meant summer to me. 13 and a half years we were lucky to have with you.
Franny, Winnie, Mommy and I miss you. The house misses you.
The house is so quiet. The quiet is so loud. But that quiet is slowly being filled with stories about you and laughter amongst the sniffles. Thank you for everything. Gosh, we miss you so much. Goodnight, Gary.

[el ☽｡⋆ @serotoninlor]

everything about showgirl being an obvious attempt to overcorrect after the hate thrown at ttpd meanwhile ttpd was a perfect princess criticized in bad faith by people who don't know how to read and would die before admitting a taylor swift record is good 💔 SAD!

[That Week In SNL @ThatWeekInSNL]

They need to promote Ashley now if she’s going to be asked to do *this much* heavy lifting going forward. This is no longer Featured Player work.

[jensen @thislovermore]

My love for SNL and my hatred of Sabrina carpenter are gonna be battling it out this saturday

[SNL FAN @theashleypfan]

promote Ashley Padilla!! idc about the rules she’s way too talented not to be promoted