J Squared

Differently plumbed #ostomybomb-er, I wear my heart on my sleeve and intestine on my hip. Always welcome learning ways to be more respectful. she/her

[J Squared @thismethere]

With a WGA strike, it’s helpful that Frozen 3 basically writes itself

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Me, looking at social media: OOOOooooh! He’s dead… I get it now

[J Squared @thismethere]

@MrsDMaths I do! I think it’s related in part to having an ostomy bag and also having a twin brother, who didn’t wear skirts or dresses as a child and had a lot more mobility as a result. You never know when you might need to hitch up your skirt and climb a tree.

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Heatwaves in European cities turn everyone into extras in Ghost Busters II. Seriously. On a tram, a lady watched a parent and child miss their stop and sing-song „toooo laaaate“

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@NZZ @imijnssen @dominicnahr Not great, mate. Heb dir Sorg!

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I like when my toddler is super tired. It’s the only time I don’t think “have I screwed him up
Forever?!?!” every time he inevitably hurts himself.

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I can’t always remember my exact age, but I’m *confusing Judge Reinhold and Judge Reinhardt* years old

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My toddler is objectively adorable and sociable on public transport, so I get to witness a bunch of uncomfortable interactions between couples. “Oh, so sweet!” “Whatever!” That’ll stop the procreation conversation! Well done!

[J Squared @thismethere]

This is so horrific

[NZZ @NZZ]

Ungarns Präsidentin @KatalinNovak_HU bekennt sich im Gespräch zur Souveränität der Ukraine und plädiert für einen rationalen Umgang mit Sanktionen.

Von Daniel Imwinkelried und @imijnssen
https://t.co/MoCWJ6aUGi

[J Squared @thismethere]

I was balancing things on my head and when they‘d fall off, I‘d say „boom“ and my kid would repeat it. But he can’t say „boom“. He says „boo“ so it sounded like my kid was heckling me for not being able to keep things on my head. 🤔

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Proof that I TRIED to wait for a go at the portaloos…before finally weeing in the woods…

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Just did my annual wee in the forest with a bunch of strangers aka #oesterreichischefrauenlauf

[Ivo Mijnssen @imijnssen]

Offener Protestbrief des Verbands der Auslandspresse in Wien, ⁦@PCConcordia ⁦@Frau_Kraus⁩ und der Association of European Journalists gegen den Ausschluss u.a. ⁦@Reuters⁩ und ⁦@Bloomberg⁩ durch ⁦⁦@OPECSecretariat⁩ https://t.co/jllWStpgT0

[Presseclub Concordia @PCConcordia]

Gemeinsam mit dem Verband der Auslandspresse und der Association of European Journalists fordern wir den freien Zugang von Journalisten zum OPEC Ministertreffen dieses Wochenende in Wien. Betroffen sind ua. Kollegen von Reuters, WaPo und Bloomberg.

[NZZ @NZZ]

Im Juni lädt die NZZ Sie ein, Fotojournalismus auf eine neue Art und Weise zu erleben: mit den Bildern von @dominicnahr.

https://t.co/hTlLjfldbG

[J Squared @thismethere]

@Whatnottwit @BadMedicalTakes I thought the opposite was Antitits.

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@StrypeisonFire @BadMedicalTakes Nah, at the End er the line, we’re all pro-tits. It was just autocorrect.

[J Squared @thismethere]

Me: what sort of mosquito repellent can I use on my 1-year old
Dr: Antibrumm, maybe the green one. What did you use as a kid
Me: fly-dope
Dr: ?
Me: Petroleum, I think?

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@myemtv Isn’t this the shoot he killed a person on?