This Modern Broad

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[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Unless the aliens are going to buy me dinner I don’t wanna hear about it.

[This Modern Broad @thismodernbroad]

So pissed. Was going to make @Pillsbury crescent rolls to go with dinner tonight but when I popped the can there was all weird shards of paper or something in the dough 🤮

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”

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@jimcramer how come you don’t own @pepsi stock? #sointetestedtoknow

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@VZWSupport I have no idea

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@VZWSupport is there an outage in Watertown, MA? My phone isn’t working unless I’m on the WiFi. When I was out it said I had all my bars and LTE but couldn’t send/receive texts, call or use the internet.

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@KarenKilgariff have you ever considered doing the Diane Pikul Murder?? It’s fascinating! I’m currently reading a book about it ‘Marrying the Hangman’ by Sheila Weller

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@comcastcares why is there no cable in Watertown, MA???

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@KarenKilgariff I literally walked into Casey Affleck in a parking garage stairwell in South Pasadena

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Complete Cleaning Company at it again. Keeping schools clean for the health and safety of the kids #greatwork #COVID2019 #cleaningcompany #bostonsmallbusiness #ccc #reverema

[Dianne Kelly, Ed.D. @RPS_Super]

All Revere Schools underwent deep cleaning this weekend and we are working to procure hand sanitizer and disinfectant wipes for all classrooms. If you'd like to donate some to your child's classroom, we'd more than welcome it!

[This Modern Broad @thismodernbroad]

These look delish!

[Katie Ristow @K8tiebear]

It's the sweetest time of the year! 💕 If you are looking for something to make for friends and family this Valentine's Day, give these homemade cake batter cookies a try!

The recipe is on the blog today: https://t.co/xmspTR2Rog

#PerfectlyKatieBear

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The #democraticdebate tonight better not interrupt @DatelineNBC

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@KarenKilgariff I wish I knew what a whippet was

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Starting @BroadchurchTV because @KarenKilgariff told me to #myfavoritemurder

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@dunkindonuts bring back sprinkle munchkins!!!!

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@comcastcares why is the internet down in Watertown, MA?? What’s the deal

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@MyFavMurder this looks like the perfect story for you guys #mfm #myfavoritemurder #ssdgm https://t.co/M4bIBm3hkz

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@Zatarains why is the garden vegetable rice disappearing off shelves??? Bring it back!! #crowdfavorite #rice #stuffedpeppers #foodblogger

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Nothing inspires confidence more than seeing the pest exterminator behind the counter @Starbucks 😑😑😑 #bostonblogger #coffeeaddict