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My personal slap in the face to all breaking "news" in the USA

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Remembering comedian, film/television/stage actor, writer, musician, composer, and conductor Jackie Gleason, who was born #OTD (February 26th) in 1916!

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#BreakingNews Spanky just kicked Alfalfa out of the “He Man Woman Haters Club” b/c Alfalfa rather push Darla on the swing. @kcreospeedwagon @MeTV @forgottentvshow @TomsOldDays1

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#Sources #report Barney Rubble has invented the first human-powered helicopter #cartoons #oldtimetelevision #BREAKINGNEWS #flying #bedrock @BedrockBugle @MeTV @tooninwithmetv @OldTimeTVShows

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#HappeningNow Spanky just refused to take a dose of castor oil and instead pushed it into Mr. Crutch's mouth. #oldtimetelevision #ourgang #thelittlerascals #BREAKINGNEWS #thisjustin

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#RIP Mary Ann #GilligansIsland

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Breaking: Fred has just been selected as a stand in for #GaryGranite in the #Hollyrock film “Monster From the Tar Pits” @MeTV @BedrockBugle

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Remembering Adam West today #originalbatman #nostalgicTV @SilverAgeTV @MeTV

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Breaking: @SundanceTV showed reruns of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. this morning. #nostalictv #wellgooollee

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Breaking: Looking forward to June 1 @MeTV #HappyDays

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#LeaveItToBeaver RIP Ken

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Happening Now: Beaver & Larry have decided to skip dance school & hide behind at barn until it’s time to go home #leaveittobeaver #breakingnews @MeTV @tvland

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Happy National #AdoptAShelterPetDay!

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BREAKING: Calling Dr. Bombay, calling Dr. Bombay. Emergency! Come right away! Dr. Bombay recommends Bombay 🍹 to fight #COVID

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#BreakingNews Arnold just threw the stone #newspaper & hit Fred on the head @BedrockBugle @MeTV @classictv66 @cartoonnetwork

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#BREAKING Colonel Hogan is looking to use an #American actor in a German propaganda film. @MeTV @SundanceTV #stayhomechallenge

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Breaking News: Judy Hensley told Miss Landers that Larry Mondelo set the classroom clock ahead & now Larry is on his way to the principal’s office. #classictv #LeaveittoBeaver @MeTV

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#thisjustin Barney is seeking a patent for his human-powered #helicopter #Bedrock #TheFlintstones @MeTV

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Breaking: Eddie just complimented Mrs. Cleaver on her hair. #LeaveittoBeaver

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Bulletin: Fred took the wrong prescription & has turned into an ape.