Earnings Deck

The phoenix rising from the @earningspptdeck ashes. Always ready to dunk on the dorks. #EFT

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@EFTwife Soda pop?

Kids love it when my husband insists the real lyrics to that other one are “Like I’m Barnaby!”

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Has anyone in the history of the world gotten a https://t.co/QzdPC06GTi to work in a hotel?

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@ScottTheGeo Magma with a dash of salt and an intense sulfur aftertaste

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For all my geo friends out there

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@mattbramanti I see your pic and raise you a lake

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How much do we think this bullshit cost

“Refreshed visual identity” 🤮

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@evan7257 Probably should have considering this when they were ripping up our roads for the last 3+ years (and then when they ripped them up again because the pointless brick inlays of the city logo didn’t last a year)

All that to say…I do hope they bury the lines

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@EFTwife Omg I hadn’t seen her fingernails until now…add a sprinkle of Khloe Kardashian too

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Which outfit / footwear at Disney World is more ridiculous

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@EFTwife She looks like Cruella Deville mixed with Wednesday Addams

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@BblGhanoush Waiting in this line now for 52 minutes and counting…this is the airport security line on steroids in terms of taste, manners / courtesy, and common sense

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@RiverOaksPrblms I can’t help it but I am obsessed with this whole saga

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Sunshine.
Howie Day album from 2000.
Gentle breeze.
Pina colada.

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@wtxoil PROTEIN

11/10

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The only thing sadder than eating a salad at your desk is eating a salad you brought from home at your desk

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@JFracson @EFTwife This is why she and I are friends

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@wtxoil But was it a salad?

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@_sem_yyc Adorbs of course

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@GreyHairOpsGuy Haha you know I meant about reading into what she’s watching / what it says about her

But pls pitch this to your wife and let me know how it goes

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@GreyHairOpsGuy Playing devil’s advocate…how is this any different than guys watching porn and playing Grand Theft Auto?

(Big White Lotus fan but not the others)