Since graduation regalia is just an elaborate moomoo does that mean that all men who participate in graduation from FL public schools & state colleges will be dressed in drag at state sponsored functions?? 🤔 #Drag#Dragshow#DeSantisDestroysFlorida#SayGay#LBGTQRights
Dear Republicans,
No one is teaching your kindergartener “CRT”.
No one is telling them to be ashamed of their whiteness or “grooming” them to be gay or transgender.
And no one is encouraging them to identify as furries.
People are lying to you.
In order to scare you.
The end.
@LeadingReport Y’all posting here gung ho on this you don’t even know what you’re hyped up about. You need to go read first, like the actual literature on or anything related to the invalidity of this, and IDK, science? Anyone? Bueller? FFS 🤦🏻♀️
@marcmaron Long time listener, first time writer. My grad level paper is on stand-up comedy, what you can/ can't do, ramifications of not playing along & how time has changed that. Would you be willing to be interviewed? #boomerlives
Note: You don't need a bad acid trip to have mind bending thoughts, extreme paranoia, or not sleep and look like you just woke up with Rip Van Winkle, just go to law school. Side Note: Acid is way cheaper #LawSchoolLife
The upside-down that is Miami:
Trip to drs in Miami Beach:
Route 1: 9.5 mi, travel time: 47 min
Route 2: 17 mi, travel time: 30 min
Moral: If you want to get somewhere the shortest way possible in Miami, you could likely run there faster than you could drive. #hexedinthecity
I realized today why scented candles are so popular: Because the people who mostly buy them are a generation raised on scratch ‘n’ sniff stickers and scented markers. We’ve just upgraded to something more “mature.”
@williamlegate Yes, but we haven’t gotten to the length of the constant sleeping with one eye open, & nearly all the U.S. was on the same side. Oh and there was seemingly more diplomacy. I was young, maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t recall the Russian leader being such an egomaniac. #TheMerryMinuet
#1 look up pic framing shops nearby #2 read reviews (closes @ 7, it’s 5, there’s time) #3 get in car and drive 30 min to go 5 miles #4 arrive at 5:30 - store is closed. OPEN sign flashing in window. Repeat 3 days later. Same result. 🤔 I must be missing something #Hexedinthecity