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@Meta huh . . threads y'all competing w bsky at kiddy diddling now?

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@bettingkingz9 nah dude enough's enough let em put some fkn work in im tired of my feed full ppl bitching they had put 4 whole replies on your lil posts didn't get a fat handout booooohoooooo

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@LinkedIn y'all some especially dumb ass mfs took 5 hrs to realize this bird picture ain't a cringe 30 yr old selfie of me to match y'all weirdos' mandatory dress code; sherlock holmes type shit! yo good detective work 5 hrs to see i'm not poultry oh no u banned acc i was never gna use agn bc your platform's steaming ass

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banger af post everyone engage it https://t.co/OPpKltwdMM

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I'm the King of Twitter

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@tyr305 @PrzemekGrzybow1

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big things coming 💀

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code prodigies savants maestros aficionados gods among mere mortals wya

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God bless America Happy 250th

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who in my circle can code the best

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dm me if you've contributed substantially to creating a reputable app

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yo i lasted 3 mins elapsed on threads
it's no dark mode my eyes're bleeding

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get blinded by the screenshot mfs

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i lasted 6.5 mins elapsed on linkedin;
it must be most shit tier app all time

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threads's for disabled chimps; it's sad

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bsky's for pedos ("minor attracted"), yet it's threads gave me cancer; how ironic

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honestly i'm too kind for my own good

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wow @LinkedIn must be srsly impaired; y'all don't know what's a fire hydrant