💜tae what r u doing
🐯i was lying down in new trunks i bought, watching yt & picking my nose a little-
💜ur being way too honest today
🐯would u rather i lied?
🐯i came back after work put on my 3 piece suit & im sitting here having a cup of coffee while reading the newspaper
additionally:
"they performed at the grannys. thrice."
"then they told the grannys to fuck off"
"they finally said yes to luxury fashion brand amabassadorships, but individually."
"no, jimin didn't take chanel or ysl"
"no, tae didn't take gucci"
"seokjin is a businessman"
"tae is in every single billboard endorsing everything"
"yoon2seok had solo tours"
"namjoon is a highly respected art collector and has curated his own exhibition"
"jungkook has a lip ring"
"and an eyebrow piercing"
"and a full sleeve"
"and all of them have the 7 tattooed in different parts of their bodies because they're whipped boys at the end of the day"
"yoongi kept his hidden for a full year and some months"
"i won't tell where u have to suffer too"
"jimin has the moon phase on his back, sexy mfer."
"have i told you chest?"
"abs?"
"arms?"
"yoongi found his second love. it's the guitar."
"and it's of high importance that i tell you that yoongi and jimin washed up together every morning in la when they went there for a song camp. yeah, yoongi wants you to know that. very important. tell everyone and their pets."
as a fat cat parent all these jokes about tang’s weight are #notokay you guys need to UNDERSTAND how difficult it is not to smooch your fat cat all the time because they’re so damn cute, please have some compassion
🐈⬛ Tang updates:
—Tang always makes biscuits on Yoongi’s dad, and his dad never misses a chance to show off to Yoongi
— Yoongi’s mom keeps feeding him so many treats that he hit 7kg now... but Yoongi says "Our Ttang isn’t a chubby cat, he’s bulking up”
🐱the world cup final was fun. since it was at the same venue as our concert, it felt like a rehearsal.
🐱our audience for performance is much larger bc there are more fans, so it didn’t feel like something completely different.
THIS CASUAL FLEX?!