Subversive cross stitch hoops & patterns for menopausal rebels who’d fight the patriarchy, but possibly need a nap first. And maybe a biscuit if you've got one?
Some people buy sports cars
I buy embroidery floss and make hoops about my existential dread
Same crisis, different aesthetic. Find it at https://t.co/uFGDbEzsDj
I'm painting and varnishing some hoops this morning, and can't decide whether to give this black hoop a matte, sparkle or gloss finish. Oh decisions, decisions... 😄
Fridays are for saying 'fuck this' and starting something new! This snarky cross stitch pattern downloads instantly - use up your thread stash & stitch those feelings in whichever colours say to you "I'm done"! New weekend project = sorted! 🧵
https://t.co/U6MR1kkmWu...
A gift for the friend who has everything, wants nothing and makes birthdays an absolute logistical nightmare 🤦🏻♀️😄
Hoop's in the shop. Link's in the bio.
Let’s be realistic, when the needles come out, the ears check out 🙉 Perfect as a not very subtle hint for those serial interrupters around you...
https://t.co/TrSpWbuBBS
For everyone who’s ever preferred paws to people. This hand-stitched confession is for you.
Hang it proudly where those pesky human guests can see it... 😏
https://t.co/A9os3ERNZM
Not 'maybe' or 'let me think about it'. Just… NOPE 😂
Hand stitched, framed and ready to hang wherever you need the reminder
One of a kind. When it's gone, it's gone. Link in bio.
Me: I should make something calming. Something serene.
Also me: BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!
A little reminder that sometimes the only way out is through. And sometimes through might involve, you know, flames... 🔥 🤣
https://t.co/25xQpCpOiJ
My latest little knitted hoodie went to its new owner this week. This one was a 22” size to fit a toddler. Order yours here …. https://t.co/Gajz7wMIMn
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Happy Thursday to all at #EarlyBiz If you need some Cardboard or Paper Heart Shapes for your Craft Projects then look no further than our Emporium. Here are just a few of the options that we have available. This link will take you directly to the hearts in photo one https://t.co/8QhZ1tjCC8 via @Etsy Have a lovely day x