Anthony Bourdain’s sluttly little earring

Maldita 🔪🍑

[Anthony Bourdain’s sluttly little earring @thistrish7]

AND IM HERE....TO REMIND YOU...OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY...ITS NOT FAIR...TO DENY ME...OF THE CROSS I BARE THAT YOU GAVE TO ME. YOU. YOU. YOU OUGHTTA KNOW.

[yẹ́misí @sup3rbadbxtch]

men are not good people

[daddy warbucks @rooonash]

I walk into any room boobs first

[Fermione @chaquetumate]

Todo viene con pistacho o con IA

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

All I'm saying is -

the Honey Bunches of Oats lady would NEVER have let all these recalls happen.

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

high-key pisses me off the way people act like serial killers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time it's just some loser freak who hates women

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

Mentally I’m in the same state as Björk when she beat up the lady at the airport.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: men should have curfews so women can go out at night.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

For those keeping score:

Kristi Noem: out
Pam Bondi: out
Tulsi Gabbard: out
Karoline Leavitt: out

Carrying water for the patriarchy will never earn you a seat at the fucking table.

[Sofi @Sofidicecosas]

Cada plato de ravioles que como es un acto político.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My 9/11 conspiracy theory is that the first tower was an inside job and the second tower was just a crazy coincidence.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You’ll already be Suicidal and then it will be 80% Humidity Outside

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[joey @joboduj]

no time to be sad i've got to fart

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.