Ajak’s mom🐨🍇

not all that glitters is gold luv💋🧚🏽‍♀️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Retha_ngp @retha_1_]

“I will call you at 21:30”
My blood at 21:31

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Looking at my salary, I always wonder if I was a man, where would I get the money to give girls. 😭🤚

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your August salary is finished but you're still in August

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[🦢. @esihlendima_]

I’m cryinggggg 😭😭

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I can’t explain it, but the air literally gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams, Outlook, Excel energy approaching.

[ayla @aylacarente]

homem gemendo quando vai gozar me da um tesão do caralho

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[a @arletheeee_]

waiting for a text back and realizing it was me who didn’t text back

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

“What makes you happy”
Me:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"I never have money"
Me when I have money:

[k @ysljennii]

Me after saying I have to lock in

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

i like mine a lil strict, i’m not gonna listen but it turns me on fr

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Why does every day in the UK costs £60 minimum. I'm fucking fed up of it.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

i fcking love when the sex feel emotional and so passionate, like omg I'm going to cry 😭😂 I love you so much why are you doing this to me idk

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

i love when girls feel ugly we say “i look like a boy”

[B🥳 @chubbbbbbbbbb]

By my next birthday I’ll be so blessed I won’t be able to believe it.