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I AM YOUR FAVORITE BANDS FAVORITE BITCH

[Vile @thisvelocity]

saw someone say sabrina carpenter and ninja sex party had the same energy and RAN with the concept for galaxy con

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ok wall of death moshing festivals organizers putting wildly different artists on the same stage discourse done to death DID SOMEONE REALLY THROW TEAR GAS OR IS TWITTER FUCKING W ME?

[Vile @thisvelocity]

I WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABT THIS WHEN IT DROPS

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Secure. Contain. Protect.

The V/H/S franchise is tackling the SCP Foundation with upcoming installment V/H/S: SCP.

The anthology film will be framed as “recovered field documentation, or video evidence gathered, redacted, and archived by the secretive organization."

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jet going "is that a wig???" while watching the foil mv has ruined my night and sobered me up dont break my immersion man i love this video

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coworker asked me what sonadow is (bc of my license plate) 20 minutes before close nina i cannot do this with you tonight

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@alastorswifeirl god took it from me to stop me from harassing u (didnt work obviously)

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@offlleash oooo aquabats u wanna come back to the east coast sooooo bad

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@houdini_croquet i gotta get back into that type of shit i miss just going places for the fuck of it

but unfortunately i yearn for places 20 hours from me now so i have to plan or whatever

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im no longer allowed to have free will bc i will text people shit like "u wanna drive to minnesota for basically no fucking reason" and be 100% serious

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i dont need to check i was simply too insane abt the emo songs i was basing my fic on to be a robot and my dialogue is ass if u think my shits ai thats on you and jesus

[yuri (at the copacabana) 🕺 @melancrowlia]

me checking if my fic is AI because what if it is and i just don't know

[Vile @thisvelocity]

like image ur on ur fourth potion and here i come with the im gonna fight jims girlfriend polka

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going to learn the accordion so i can do an infinitely worse version of the wonderwall guy stereotype and just start busting out drinking songs by the dreadnoughts at the one party a year i get invited to

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fuck it hardcore is boring getting way into polka punk now

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aquabats show goated mc bat commander really vibed with whatever we have going on

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the new merch and cd repress cant hurt me or my wallet, make a vinyl or get the fuck out of my face

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@offlleash can u please make a grant ita bag that would be iconic (we'd have to make literally every pin and keychain ourselves)

[Vile @thisvelocity]

trying to see if theres enough weird al shit on etsy for an itabag and seeing a danny sexbang keychain in the search girl this isnt abt u rn

[Vile @thisvelocity]

@offlleash AND I STAND BY THAT

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i do not know when i went from "extremely normal abt weird al" to "im eating straight drywall and sending ward worthy concepts to people" but we ball

[Vile @thisvelocity]

something new overtakes my entire brain and i go "how can i make this abt mcr" and then i send jess an absolutely batshit text

[Vile @thisvelocity]

screw it everyone suffer mandatory fun weird al x lltbp gerard